Recovering one's nuts...

[NAIR]

I'm sick and tired of having nickle-seized nuts. They're uncomfortable, they're ugly, they try to retract while I'm fucking; it's really becoming a pain in the ass. I think I neeed implants. What's the best route to recover testicle size? I realize that they'll never return to pre-AAS fullness but it would be nice to have a chick ride me and not have to hold my goddam nuts in place so they don't fly up in me and disapear.

Any ideas?

 

[CH3NO2]

Ok thats just funny...

 

[Presser]

I'm sick and tired of having nickle-seized nuts. They're uncomfortable, they're ugly, they try to retract while I'm fucking; it's really becoming a pain in the ass. I think I neeed implants. What's the best route to recover testicle size? I realize that they'll never return to pre-AAS fullness but it would be nice to have a chick ride me and not have to hold my goddam nuts in place so they don't fly up in me and disapear.

Any ideas?

Put a rubber band around your scrotum while ur nuts are still in the sack and that will prevent them from climbing up in you and getting crushed while ur girl rides you lol

 

[Lightsout]

Put a rubber band around your scrotum while ur nuts are still in the sack and that will prevent them from climbing up in you and getting crushed while ur girl rides you lol

NOW THAT IS FUCKN FUNNY PRESS... lmfao !!!

 

[Presser]

NOW THAT IS FUCKN FUNNY PRESS... lmfao !!!

You know whats even funnier, He will probably try this to see if it works,lol

 

[SuperVin]

You know whats even funnier, He will probably try this to see if it works,lol

lol

 

[NAIR]

What's funny is it's really kind of a clever idea lol. It would work, it'd just be akward. How do you explain to a girl who you just picked up at that you have to tie your nuts up? They're small enough I'd bet they'd fit in a cock ring lol. Maybe I'll try that and pretend I'm being kinky

 

[Presser]

What's funny is it's really kind of a clever idea lol. It would work, it'd just be akward. How do you explain to a girl who you just picked up at that you have to tie your nuts up? They're small enough I'd bet they'd fit in a cock ring lol. Maybe I'll try that and pretend I'm being kinky

dude, dont even act like you never put ur nuts in a rubber band or a cock ring, i know for a fact your a kinky fucker, atleast you post that you are, and if you are then u have no doubt put ur sack in a ring or a rubberband! I have, and why? Because Im a sick kinky fucker ...like you! That shit didnt just come to me,lmao, Ive done it! lmao

 

[dreww]

lmao! I've never had this problem. I have the opposite.
At least the twig looks bigger when the berries are tiny!

 

[105kStrongman]

I'm sick and tired of having nickle-seized nuts. They're uncomfortable, they're ugly, they try to retract while I'm fucking; it's really becoming a pain in the ass. I think I neeed implants. What's the best route to recover testicle size? I realize that they'll never return to pre-AAS fullness but it would be nice to have a chick ride me and not have to hold my goddam nuts in place so they don't fly up in me and disapear.

Any ideas?

Ironic you say that every time I do that when my gf is riding me, she is like WTF, and starts asking if shes doing something wrong and gets all insulted, stops and stares at me...what a pain...but it hurts too much not too.

Why dont you take a good dose of HCG and CLomid, get off for awhile...They will come back bigger then they were before if you do it right...

1250iu of hcg E4D and then 100mgs of clomid per day for 2 weeks, 50 for the next 2 weeks, 40mgs of nolva per day the whole time should jack you right up...

 

[Chris250]

LOTS OF HCG try doing 1000iu's 2 x a week, for a couple weeks, with some clomid 100mg ED for two weeks and you will have something to share with your girl