So everyone can laugh at my expense

[jtunderdog]

Ive been coverd with fleas at a neighbors house once. Went to their dog pen and they were literally all over me. I also had to drop a deuce once and jumped over a fence on the interstate and crapped. I did not notice I was in poison ivy and had that crap all over my butt for a month. Had to get a shot. I am much more careful about crapping in the woods now.

 

[Pharm_Fed]

Only experience similar to that I had is when I was at college, waiting for class. I was standing just off the sidewalk in the grass and my foot was on top of an anthill and I didn't know it until they are started biting me. There must have been a hundred on my leg, in my shoe. It was terrible.

 

[wanabbig]

Ive been coverd with fleas at a neighbors house once. Went to their dog pen and they were literally all over me. I also had to drop a deuce once and jumped over a fence on the interstate and crapped. I did not notice I was in poison ivy and had that crap all over my butt for a month. Had to get a shot. I am much more careful about crapping in the woods now.

butt and mouth? are you double jointed? :laugh:

 

[LeatherHead]

Ya it was gross. Don't tell her I told you. She is still very self conscious about it.

LOL! Ok, I guess I'll keep that under wraps. But don't piss me off, mister!! :satan:

 

[wreckyou]

get that tick to the free clinic, and fast!