So everyone...

[ColdHeartBear]

flexmaster...it is hard to beat your avatar......

" You have accused me of eating the endangered species known as snaildarter. It wasn't me. I had the spotted owl with snow owl gravy."
When I am awake I will try to beat that. but its a start.

 

[ColdHeartBear]

Lady in shock: "Is it true that you ate the last blue hairy ocelot on earth?"
Sarcastic PETA punk: "Yeah, What did it taste like?"
DaMan:"Like a cross between a snowy egret and a snow leopard".

Craig: "Iwatch my diet like a hawk, I measure out each portion to the half gram, and I personally must know to the calorie each bit of food I eat. I never am off diet."
Mark:"Hey, some joker just had 4 pizzas delivered here,"
Craig:"Those are mine. I keep a running tab with Dominos."