saturn1
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Man I finally saw the squat of death when this massive dude was squatting a good load when shit shoots through this tight little short thing he was wearing......there was nothing to hold the shit and it wasnt clumps just pure squirts shoting out......like a freaking bucket full. Man the thing is he is one of the most well known fellas there because of his physique and strength..........He was in front of all the chicks on the treadmills/ellipticals.
You can imagine the smell of a guy who eats 5k calories........it seemed like the spray was going on forever because it started when he was bringing the weight back up and he was struggling and he didnt even know he was shitting because he was so focused and intense. When he racked the weight he looked around and said " what the fuck is this shit on the floor- Who put that shit here?" The shit had such velocity that not much of it was near him.....Just the end part that squirt down his leg which is why at first he thought someone played a joke on him.
I fucking died. This was the funniest thing ive ever seen and the evacuation of the chicks was just as funny.
You can imagine the smell of a guy who eats 5k calories........it seemed like the spray was going on forever because it started when he was bringing the weight back up and he was struggling and he didnt even know he was shitting because he was so focused and intense. When he racked the weight he looked around and said " what the fuck is this shit on the floor- Who put that shit here?" The shit had such velocity that not much of it was near him.....Just the end part that squirt down his leg which is why at first he thought someone played a joke on him.
I fucking died. This was the funniest thing ive ever seen and the evacuation of the chicks was just as funny.