Damn, Sunday night I woke up at 4 AM with the shits. 45 minutes later woke up again with the shits. 30 minutes later, again, but this time as I was heading to the toilet, my dinner of Bertolli Chicken Fetuucini with cherry tomatoes exploded onto the hallway floor. The next 12 hrs of my day was spent drinking gatorade, water, and shooting back out of my throat at high speed. Was just about to go to the hospital for an IV. Good God that was some sick shit. Anyway, after two days of totally clearing out my digestive system, I was down to 202 (from 211). At least my abs got a good pump out of the deal. I'm trying now to slowly nourish myself back, still feeling kind of queezy. :drooling:
Stomach Virus
- Thread starter klowndog
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I nearly had to be hospitalized due to a horrible case of food poisoning. I was literally vomiting/shitting/heaving for 20 hours straight. Couldn't even get a sip of water down my throat and was barely able to take a breath of air from vomiting 30-40 times in a row stopping for a minute. rinse. repeat. 
uke:
I was so dehydrated and messed up that my heart beat was becoming irregular and eventually I started to have severe heart palpatations so my wife called 911 (they thought I was going to have a heart attack due to the severe electrolite imbalance), but I refused to get aboard. Fuck paying 1500 bucks for an IV and a ride to the hospital. I think I didn't have insurance at the time so now I would have immediately gone. I stopped throwing up about an hour later and was somewhat okay by that night. I was honestly scared by what was happening. Looking back on it makes me realize what an idiot I was for not going to the doctors. I could've died.
uke: I was so dehydrated and messed up that my heart beat was becoming irregular and eventually I started to have severe heart palpatations so my wife called 911 (they thought I was going to have a heart attack due to the severe electrolite imbalance), but I refused to get aboard. Fuck paying 1500 bucks for an IV and a ride to the hospital. I think I didn't have insurance at the time so now I would have immediately gone. I stopped throwing up about an hour later and was somewhat okay by that night. I was honestly scared by what was happening. Looking back on it makes me realize what an idiot I was for not going to the doctors. I could've died.
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I was just about to go. If I had thrown up one more round of liquids I was going. Dude my eyeballs were bruised the next day from all the preesure on my skull. And my lungs are still sore from the heaving. It just made me think what it would be like to have ancer and be on chemo, barfing all the time. It sucks ass.
sorry to hear bro..... get well soon. I would have gladly eaten your vomit as it would be a little bit of you inside me and since you wont let me make sweet man boy love to you anymore this is all i want..i love you for the man you are..love always your little bitch
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irishpride
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wtf? that was a bit creepy h8
h8tr3d said:
LOL. Yeah you would have ate it just to try to get the trace amounts of T400 testosterone that might still be in it. Hell you'd probably do hammer curls buck naked hanging upside down from an elephants ass if somebody told you it would make you get bigger!:saywhat: But hell I would too. Irish dudes like balls on their chins.
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irishpride
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sick sick bastards
irishpride
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
you have a dirty whorish mouth you cheap pirate hooker
Phenergan is the bomb for vomiting and nausea. I keep some at the house. The kids have it in butt bullet form and that keeps you from throwing it up. That stuff will knock you out and you will forget you are sick eventually. Vomiting sucks by the way. I did it for 9 months when my gall bladder went out. It sucked.
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