Thing you never say to the wifey (lesson learned)

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at least you didn't say........


"don't turn this rape into a murder":D
 
jaywooly said:
"My test levels are REAL high right now and I'm NOT taking 'no' for an answer."

Your wife took offense to that? If you can't say that, I don't know what you can say. It's so tough to please them (females) these days...lol
 
BiggerStronger said:
damn...how come most ladies don't say things like this? lol

i also use the "don't turn this rape into a murder" line as well:D


what? you guys know what im talking about;)

can i get a HELL YA QUEENIE:D
 
QueenofDamned said:
i also use the "don't turn this rape into a murder" line as well:D


what? you guys know what im talking about;)

can i get a HELL YA QUEENIE:D

But it sounds sexy coming from you.
 
beaten up by my girlfriend

I swear this is true,a couple of years ago i use to live with this sweet petite girl(her nickname was the jackal)she was half mexican,half italian.I am italian but we went along well but we discussed a lot,i never touched her,well i was like 120 pounds heavier,but she was really agressive,but in italy we like agressive girls.Once we had a huge fight,she left the house and said i am gonna get laid by the first one i meet today,i replied good bring the money home.
I was sleeping and suddendly while i was dreaming i saw this white spark in my right eyes and this pain that in the dream seemed realer and realer,i opened my eyes and i was in aterrible pain with my head spinning,while she was screaming sorry,sorry please don't dye,she called an ambulance and runned away,i tried to stand up but i was really dizzie,finally i looked in a mirror and i was full of blood.ambulance came,hospital,4 stiches on my head,police came and asked a lot of questions,but i told them i slipped in the batroom.When i went home i found what she had used:a frying pan,lying in the bedroom.
We kind of talk to each other now when we meet,she is married and has a baby,i would like to talk to the husband i dont think he knowhs who he has married
 

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