vasectomy jokes?

[Metal85]

my buddy is getting his consultation today, so i have been sending him every asshole thing I can. You have and good short text type of things to add? I will be fucking with him all day

 

[Ox 51]

Tell him it's a good think his pecker is so small...he won't have to worry about it getting in the way during the operation.

 

[Metal85]

 

[Ox 51]

Ouch!

 

[XXXX]

Nice huh?

I had one done and then jogged home afterwards..jk i did have it done, the worst part is the smell of your own flesh burning. But I have some good vasectomy jokes for ya.

-A vasectomy is never having to say you’re sorry.

-Did you hear about the new drink called "The Vasectomy"?
Its Dry Sack on the Rocks.

-What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?......A dry Martinez

-A guy wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles." "The bad news is the're under your pillow....

-This was a on a homemade card the guys did for me "Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

 

[big in vegas]

I can't think of any, but I'd definitely be fucking with my friends too