Nothing very weird for me, but my friend loves to tell the story of how he woke up on the toilet with his underwear full of vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
lol, i have one for you guys and is true as GOD as my witness, I also posted this here before many years ago, but here it goes again....
So I was 15 years old, it was memorial day weekend, and i was at the house of my first girlfriend ever whos parent were having a party! I moved away but on weekends her parent would let me stay there as long as we slept in seperate rooms at night, so i was drinking whatever i could find alcohol wise and sneaking it, and i guess i passed out, so in the morning I heard my GF mom in the kitchen say "what the fuck" and my GF comes into her room where i slept, and tells me the dog shit all over the place and even got up on the kitchen chair and shit on it, so im still ina fog and haze as i still felt drunk, and then my GF goes help her mom clean up and it all starts coming back to me, lol, and I look under the blanket and I had shit all over my white pants (this was the Don Johnson miami vice era when white pants were cool) lol, So apparently in the middle of the night I got up and took a shit in the kitchen on the kitchen chair thinking it was toilet and floor, And truth be told I am pretty sure my GF's mom knew it was me who took the shit, i mean how did a dog get up and shit on a kitchen chair plus you know dog shit from nasty human shit,lol, But she never called me on it, but she kept laughing and laughing saying that God Damn Dog is Nasty lol, I look back on this and laugh but it was so fucking humiliating back then you have no Idea, I packed my shitty filled pants a drawers in my over night bag, took a shower and changed, but no one ever said anything to me, but they knew it was me for sure!
she was hot tooo. Lol.
