auriflex New member Aug 30, 2003 #1 My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.
My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.
bigshug New member Aug 31, 2003 #5 Dammit, pretty sure you have my tenant chained up down there.....she hasn't paid her rent for a month now!! Take her check book to her, will you ?
Dammit, pretty sure you have my tenant chained up down there.....she hasn't paid her rent for a month now!! Take her check book to her, will you ?
sugaa New member Sep 1, 2003 #7 lol I hope she gets loose and uses the pruning shears on you. Oh no I don't. We didnt get to see that pic yet.
lol I hope she gets loose and uses the pruning shears on you. Oh no I don't. We didnt get to see that pic yet.
BLEED GREEN New member Sep 2, 2003 #8 auriflex said: My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it. Click to expand... And...............
auriflex said: My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me. I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it. Click to expand... And...............
Sachet New member Sep 2, 2003 #10 ..I exclaim, 'if anyone is able to pick the lock on her chains.. will you do the same on my chasity belt?!'
..I exclaim, 'if anyone is able to pick the lock on her chains.. will you do the same on my chasity belt?!'
Sachet New member Sep 2, 2003 #12 *runs my pointerfinger's french manicured nail across the rim of the belt* mkay.. then since you're in the business.. ...may I at least have this row of rubies changed to sapphires?
*runs my pointerfinger's french manicured nail across the rim of the belt* mkay.. then since you're in the business.. ...may I at least have this row of rubies changed to sapphires?