What strange things do you do as a bodybuilder?

[saudades]

Checking yourself out every time you pass anything reflective.

Sprinkle protein powder on just about anything.

Change positions with the girl/wife because your abs/triceps/other muscle group is cramping up

Any others?

 

[irishpride]

i am like the guy from American Pyscho when i am banging, i have to look in a mirror and flex, then i cut said girl up with a chain saw...other than that i am pretty normal

 

[Cracker69]

The shaving thing always gets reactions, legs, butt, arms, manscaping.lol After sex, it's as if I did 500 pushups so I stand in the mirror all pumped and shit like I just did a full body workout which is about right because when you are on near a gram of test, you beast fuck the shit out of her.lol
Putting on a dress shirt and tie for work sucks cause my neck is too big, and so are my biceps so I can't button some of my shirts to the top, and I can barely reach my hands to my collar to fix it.
I work in a bank, and people say I look like "Mr. Incredible" sitting at a tiny desk.lol
frequent masterbation
voice in my head saying, "You're the man!, You're the man!"
At Mongolian Barbecue, I bring up one FULL boll of raw meet, and one full bowl of veggies to be cooked on the grill, then go back for seconds. Everyone else has just one bowl with meat and veggies.
A severe wandering eye, I want to fuck just about anything that walks.
On top of the shaving, some people think the tanning is gay, but then again, I live in the midwest, everyone is ass backwards here. Fucking bible belt. Is it a coincidence that the bible belt and "tornado alley" are along the same path.lol

 

[BiggerStronger]

lol...I've been known to do all of those things. Including the chainsaw thing. lol.

 

[Spinesplitter]

I just eat the brains of any roadkill I come across - baked, not fried by the way, while I fist fuck the whore of the month and think about which one of her friends or immediate relatives I'll be doing that to in July, then August. It keeps the natural test levels on an even keel in between cycles. The hunt never ends.

By the way, even though it's still early this is my choice for thread of the week - keep 'em coming.

 

[Cracker69]

Let's see...

My arms gets pumped from brushing my teeth or folding laundry.

Sometimes I can't stand up from my desk because of random boners or half chubs. Sometimes at work, I have to go to the bathroom and rub one out, so it's a good thing when you get the internet on your blackberry:thumbsup:

While I'm at work, I'm on this website more than I'm actually working.

I'm terrible with names, but I have no problem remembering who Saudades, Mikeswift, Irish Pride, Stickler, Presser,etc are.LOL

If while walking around in the store I see a magazine with Arnold on the cover, I usually have to buy it.

While driving home from the gym, I refuse to answer my cell phone simply because I can't bring the phone to my ear from being severely pumped. And if it was leg day, I have to concentrate harder on driving anyway because either I feel like I'm going to puke since all of the blood is gone from my head and in my legs or I just have to make sure I am still able to apply enough pressure to the break pedal when needed. Sometimes speaker phone comes in handy, but still I'm in pain, pumped, and watching people watch me as I drive by them.lol

While taking a shit, I'm usually reading some type of bodybuilding mag, or porn mag.

Since I eat a lot, I shit a lot, so I use flushable wet wipes instead of TP. My butthole is clean, no residue, no streaking, and I don't rub it raw. Fantastic!

 

[Crazymank]

Dude, its like we're the same person.

You never know when a chick wants to lick your butt hole, so keeping it clean is definatley a good idea, i mean, unless you dont plan on kissing her after.

 

[Crazymank]

I actually got fired from 2 jobs because of my high sex drive. On was for getting it on in the parking lot, the other cause i nailed a coworker and her best friend, and it caused so much drama at work, i got fired.

 

[Crazymank]

I have a hard time not nailing my co-workers. Its just hard when they're all dressed up and try to be serious. Or, when they're your boss.... omg... If my boss is marginaly attractive, i want her.

 

[Cracker69]

yep

Banged my boss in her office a few years back. She was this tiny Panamanian chick, booty was right, I love latin women. Closed the door and went to town! Did her sister that was married too.LOL I've done other coworkers, but it does create too much drama. The girl I am currently dating now was a coworker, we worked in the same branch, and there was some drama because of it, but it's better now that we both work at different branches.
But yes, I love it when sexy women wear business attire. There is this other chick I work with here, damn she looks like Heather Lockleare and she works out. But, I'm in a pretty good relationship now, and got a younger chick with a strong sex drive, so I can't complain.

 

[bigworm6]

In order to scratch my back I have to grab one arm and pull it back far enough to reach the spot where my back itches. When taking a shower I cant use a normal wash rag, I have to use one of those luffa's with a long handle so I can reach the spots on my back because my flexability sucks!

 

[mcgaret]

Like Cracker, after sex I'm ALL PUMPED UP. Also when I carry something I have to
switch sides so I dont work one side more then the other. Walk past a cute chick
and have to flair the lats a little. Sleep with a back scratcher so I dont have
to get up and use a door jam to scrach my back at night.

 

[h8tr3d]

a lot of crazy sex! My tongue gets pumped from eating pussy for too long, and my shaft is very raw from nailing it over and over, and over, lol. cant complain though, its better than no sex drive...

 

[teedubgee]

I know where all the good lighting is, whether it be at home, work, at the gym, or where ever.

 

[Crazymank]

haa haa... teed!!

what about the protein clock? every hour that goes by your wondering if you should have more....

 

[supermannpc]

my entire day is on a time schedule

 

[saudades]

Sleep with a back scratcher so I dont have to get up and use a door jam to scratch my back at night.

LMAO!! I do that too!

 

[irishpride]

yup i sleep with a back scratcher as well LMAO!!

 

[dreww]

I actually got fired from 2 jobs because of my high sex drive. On was for getting it on in the parking lot, the other cause i nailed a coworker and her best friend, and it caused so much drama at work, i got fired.

no, you dont cause they drama, the women do. I can nail a co-worker and go in the next day like nothing happened. But by then half the fucking office has gotten word.

 

[Cracker69]

I hate fat people with a passion. I can't stand to watch them eat, and I don't feel sorry for the morbidly obese, because fuck, just stop eating you disgusting pigs. I mean seriously, you don't see fat ass people in Ethiopia with "thyroid problems".LOL You have to be supporting that mass with something. I don't trust fat people, they are weak willed individuals with no self control and always looking for the easy way. Now there are some exceptions who are a bit overweight and are still hard working good people, but for the most part, just nasty.

I also can't stand bitches who try to come off with the whole feminist attitude of "Big is beautiful", and I love myself the way I am, and "Full figured". Shut the fuck up, you are fucking fat. Fuck Tyra with her fat cottage cheese ass, and fuck Queen Latifa, you are not beautiful, you are fat and fucking disgusting, and there isn't an excuse in the world that will make me think otherwise. It's pretty sad when I'm the one that feels embarassed at the pool because I am fit, and everyone is staring because that is not the norm, fat is the norm. People shouldn't be afraid to talk about fat people or worried about offending them either. Fat is not healthy, and it is not, or should not be "normal", and it is sad that this country is this way. People making excuses for being fat! It's fucking rediculous. They say obesity is an epidemic, well it's not a fucking disease, it's a weight problem. It is proven that is actually hazardous to your health to not exercise. Everyone should exercise, and everyone should watch what they eat! It's not that fucking hard. There is no excuse. I don't feel sorry for these people. This is the first generation that is actually expected to not have a longer life expectancy than the generation before.
Ok, I'm done