What strange things do you do as a bodybuilder?

[Get_Swole]

lmao at some of these reply's. One of my biggest pet peeves is talking on the damn phone. I get the worst bicep cramps in the world bluetooth headsets are the only way to go. If im on the phone for a while i can barely straighten out my arm lol doesnt help i only have one on my right arm either....

 

[mcgaret]

I hate fat people with a passion. I can't stand to watch them eat, and I don't feel sorry for the morbidly obese, because fuck, just stop eating you disgusting pigs. I mean seriously, you don't see fat ass people in Ethiopia with "thyroid problems".LOL You have to be supporting that mass with something. I don't trust fat people, they are weak willed individuals with no self control and always looking for the easy way. Now there are some exceptions who are a bit overweight and are still hard working good people, but for the most part, just nasty.

I also can't stand bitches who try to come off with the whole feminist attitude of "Big is beautiful", and I love myself the way I am, and "Full figured". Shut the fuck up, you are fucking fat. Fuck Tyra with her fat cottage cheese ass, and fuck Queen Latifa, you are not beautiful, you are fat and fucking disgusting, and there isn't an excuse in the world that will make me think otherwise. It's pretty sad when I'm the one that feels embarassed at the pool because I am fit, and everyone is staring because that is not the norm, fat is the norm. People shouldn't be afraid to talk about fat people or worried about offending them either. Fat is not healthy, and it is not, or should not be "normal", and it is sad that this country is this way. People making excuses for being fat! It's fucking rediculous. They say obesity is an epidemic, well it's not a fucking disease, it's a weight problem. It is proven that is actually hazardous to your health to not exercise. Everyone should exercise, and everyone should watch what they eat! It's not that fucking hard. There is no excuse. I don't feel sorry for these people. This is the first generation that is actually expected to not have a longer life expectancy than the generation before.
Ok, I'm done

Yeah, but how do you really feel? LMFAO Hey lighten up, it IS my
thyroid - wait a munite I droped my doughnuts! lol

 

[h8tr3d]

I hate fat people with a passion. I can't stand to watch them eat, and I don't feel sorry for the morbidly obese, because fuck, just stop eating you disgusting pigs. I mean seriously, you don't see fat ass people in Ethiopia with "thyroid problems".LOL You have to be supporting that mass with something. I don't trust fat people, they are weak willed individuals with no self control and always looking for the easy way. Now there are some exceptions who are a bit overweight and are still hard working good people, but for the most part, just nasty.

I also can't stand bitches who try to come off with the whole feminist attitude of "Big is beautiful", and I love myself the way I am, and "Full figured". Shut the fuck up, you are fucking fat. Fuck Tyra with her fat cottage cheese ass, and fuck Queen Latifa, you are not beautiful, you are fat and fucking disgusting, and there isn't an excuse in the world that will make me think otherwise. It's pretty sad when I'm the one that feels embarassed at the pool because I am fit, and everyone is staring because that is not the norm, fat is the norm. People shouldn't be afraid to talk about fat people or worried about offending them either. Fat is not healthy, and it is not, or should not be "normal", and it is sad that this country is this way. People making excuses for being fat! It's fucking rediculous. They say obesity is an epidemic, well it's not a fucking disease, it's a weight problem. It is proven that is actually hazardous to your health to not exercise. Everyone should exercise, and everyone should watch what they eat! It's not that fucking hard. There is no excuse. I don't feel sorry for these people. This is the first generation that is actually expected to not have a longer life expectancy than the generation before.
Ok, I'm done

I want to see what you look like after having 4 kids, hotshot! lmao! I hate fat people too bro

 

[Presser]

I have to call my wife into the bathroom everytime after I take a shit, so she can wipe my ass, I cant reach it to wipe there, my bicep hits my pec when i reah down from the front way to wipe, and when i try to wipe from behind my bicep hits my lats and i cant reach that way either

the worse is when we are eating a nice dinner in a public place and the food upsets my stomach and i have to go poop right there in the resturant, cause then my wife has to follow me into the mens room and hide in stall with me until im done so she can wipe my ass for me, and yes we been caught by other men in the restroom, but they prolly just thought we were fucking and getting it on, i seriously doubt they ever imagined she was actualy there to wipe my ass for me,lmao


ok ok, i was kidding, i actualy got that story from a buddy of mine who owns a supplememnt store, and during his grand opening he had a pro bber (sorry i cant disclose who) come in to sign autographs, anyways my buddy said his wife had to go to the bathroom with him everytime he went in there and it was just a little one toilet seat bathroom, anyways that is where i got my story about my wife wiping my ass,lol, she doesnt!!! just for the record,lol

 

[irishpride]

gregg kovacs

 

[Presser]

u rememebr me telling the story years ago bro when i did mention his name,lmao! or is it common knowledge with him and his wife cleaning up his shit

 

[BiggerStronger]

Bro, it's common knowledge. lol. just kidding I don't think I've heard that story before. It's good though. Honestly, I would hate to be that guy or so big that I literally could not wipe my own ass.

 

[mcgaret]

Bro, when you wipe from the front between you legs you are wiping the shit under
your balls!! Thats how we get the bad rap of having sitnky balls.

 

[dreww]

ok ok, i was kidding, i actualy got that story from a buddy of mine who owns a supplememnt store, and during his grand opening he had a pro bber (sorry i cant disclose who) come in to sign autographs, anyways my buddy said his wife had to go to the bathroom with him everytime he went in there and it was just a little one toilet seat bathroom, anyways that is where i got my story about my wife wiping my ass,lol, she doesnt!!! just for the record,lol

now thats love!

 

[h8tr3d]

Bro, when you wipe from the front between you legs you are wiping the shit under
your balls!! Thats how we get the bad rap of having sitnky balls.

always go from the ballz back. If your gettin a bj, and you wipe from the back to front, your in trouble!

 

[BiggerFS]

Oh this is good, lets see

• I tan like a girl whether outside or at the tanning salon (I go to the tanning salon so often I refer to it as the T.S.)
• My looks mean more to me than anything in my life; I bleach my teeth, highlight my hair, wax my eyebrows, and shave every hair on my body.
• Everything I dink is jumbo size (gallons of water, and 2 liters of diet soda) all of which I cary in one hand like an ogar.
• I dodge sugar like its cancer
• I Know where all the good lighting is at home and in the gym.
• I belong to 3 different gyms just in case.
• Every piece of clothing I buy is designed to make me look big.
• Obviously I eat an enormous amount of protein.
• I name my pets after brands of gear I like
• I share a hate for fat lazy people
• I’ve never eaten a crispy cream donut in my life.
• I use butter spray like its going out of style, and the only other condiments I ever use are mustard and Tabasco sauce due to their caloric content.
• I can finish a gallon of milk with ease in under an hour.
• The only time I sacrifice drinking alcohol is for my physical appearance, I could care less about becoming an alcoholic.
• I have to shower 3 to 4 times a day from all the working out I do.
• I work nights so I can hit the gym and eat all day.
• I schedule all vacations and events around cycles.

I could go all day, but I got some stuff to do.

 

[mcgaret]

Never had a crispy cream?? somdin rong wit dat boy

 

[Get_Swole]

Oh this is good, lets see

• I tan like a girl whether outside or at the tanning salon (I go to the tanning salon so often I refer to it as the T.S.)
• My looks mean more to me than anything in my life; I bleach my teeth, highlight my hair, wax my eyebrows, and shave every hair on my body.
• Everything I dink is jumbo size (gallons of water, and 2 liters of diet soda) all of which I cary in one hand like an ogar.
• I dodge sugar like its cancer
• I Know where all the good lighting is at home and in the gym.
• I belong to 3 different gyms just in case.
• Every piece of clothing I buy is designed to make me look big.
• Obviously I eat an enormous amount of protein.
• I name my pets after brands of gear I like
• I share a hate for fat lazy people
• I’ve never eaten a crispy cream donut in my life.
• I use butter spray like its going out of style, and the only other condiments I ever use are mustard and Tabasco sauce due to their caloric content.
• I can finish a gallon of milk with ease in under an hour.
• The only time I sacrifice drinking alcohol is for my physical appearance, I could care less about becoming an alcoholic.
• I have to shower 3 to 4 times a day from all the working out I do.
• I work nights so I can hit the gym and eat all day.
• I schedule all vacations and events around cycles.

I could go all day, but I got some stuff to do.

dude that is a awesome list. I dont bleach my teeth etc. but i dont compete but that list is great it had me rolling especially the naming the pets part haha.

 

[irishpride]

u rememebr me telling the story years ago bro when i did mention his name,lmao! or is it common knowledge with him and his wife cleaning up his shit

i remember you saying it and also nasser came out with a story like it when kovacs went to visit him...nasty shit LOL

 

[BiggerStronger]

Oh this is good, lets see

• I tan like a girl whether outside or at the tanning salon (I go to the tanning salon so often I refer to it as the T.S.)
• My looks mean more to me than anything in my life; I bleach my teeth, highlight my hair, wax my eyebrows, and shave every hair on my body.
• Everything I dink is jumbo size (gallons of water, and 2 liters of diet soda) all of which I cary in one hand like an ogar.
• I dodge sugar like its cancer
• I Know where all the good lighting is at home and in the gym.
• I belong to 3 different gyms just in case.
• Every piece of clothing I buy is designed to make me look big.
• Obviously I eat an enormous amount of protein.
• I name my pets after brands of gear I like
• I share a hate for fat lazy people
• I’ve never eaten a crispy cream donut in my life.
• I use butter spray like its going out of style, and the only other condiments I ever use are mustard and Tabasco sauce due to their caloric content.
• I can finish a gallon of milk with ease in under an hour.
• The only time I sacrifice drinking alcohol is for my physical appearance, I could care less about becoming an alcoholic.
• I have to shower 3 to 4 times a day from all the working out I do.
• I work nights so I can hit the gym and eat all day.
• I schedule all vacations and events around cycles.

I could go all day, but I got some stuff to do.

This is an awesome list. I do many of the same things. lol.

 

[dreww]

Never had a crispy cream?? somdin rong wit dat boy

yea, you aint livin unless youve had one of those artery clogging, blood pressure raising, cholestorol recking donuts.

 

[Oshkey]

This is an awesome list. I do many of the same things. lol.

I agree.

I would add that we are the only ones that think extreme vascularity is awesome and not gross. lol

 

[saudades]

That is an awesome list. I'm sure there's more than that...let's see...

- I know lots of little acronyms by heart that correspond to my regular blood tests.
- Doctor's receptionist knows me on a first-name-basis
- My side of the bed has a permanent indentation from my weight
- Wife doesn't need the heater on in the winter because I put off so much heat

I know there's still more, but I can't think at the moment.

 

[aragorn1500]

Just like a lot of you, I shit too much. After eating the amount of food that I do, it has to come out sooner or later.

 

[Presser]

Bro, when you wipe from the front between you legs you are wiping the shit under
your balls!! Thats how we get the bad rap of having sitnky balls.

lmao, yeah, i actualy always got those clean cutters so no need to wipe,lol