yo Mama!

Badgermoon · Sep 11, 2003

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped HER

Saks · Sep 11, 2003

"Didn't I tell you?"
"NO"
"Then it must be NONE of your business!"

Saks · Sep 11, 2003

If I were as ugly as you, I'd shave my ass and learn to walk backwards.

Saks · Sep 11, 2003

Damn you must have hit every branch on the way down.
(Ugly Tree)

Saks · Sep 11, 2003

Are you still here?

midwtchamp · Sep 11, 2003

Yo mama so old she took her drivers license test on a dinosaur!

huntergatherer · Sep 11, 2003

somebody said you eat shit sandwiches but i said you hate bread.

huntergatherer · Sep 11, 2003

tell your girlfriend she still owes me $50

bigshug · Sep 11, 2003

Your mother's breath is so stank, I look forward to her farts

Choke03 · Sep 12, 2003

Hey, are you Choke's twin?

Al I just wanted to thank you for more ammo !!!

tripleC · Sep 13, 2003

Yo mama is so old, that when i squeezed her nipple, powdered milk came out!