You know you're a bodybuilder when...

[saudades]

Saw a thread like this on another board. One I thought was funny (posted by someone else) was:

When someone asks you what day it is, you reply "leg day." (Whichever body part you are working that day.)

Now someone else post one, and let's keep it going.

 

[mikeswift]

when entire families can shade themselves from the sun by standing behind you on the beach

 

[mikeswift]

your "work clothes" are smaller than most people's underwear.



"work clothes" of course referring to posing trunks

 

[saudades]

Lol, those are good ones, Mike. Let's get some more up here.

 

[Santo224]

You know your a bodybuilder when " While at work you have to punch out for lunch 4 times."

When you go for a flu shot, you take it from the nurse because you feel more comfortable doing it yourself.

 

[Reptile8030]

that is funny as hell

 

[dreww]

you know you're a bodybuilder when: your grocery bill is more than your rent.

 

[hector]

thats good drew, but very true.

 

[winneevee]

When your seasons winter & summer get renamed to bulking and cutting

 

[mikeswift]

there's more protein, glutamine, creatine etc. in your file cabinets than their are files.

(this is true for me)

 

[Built2Define]

when you start wearing zubaz

 

[Cracker69]

u a juicer when

when you get a good pump from brushing your teeth

 

[Cracker69]

There's a voice in your head constantly reminding you that you are "the man!"

 

[Cracker69]

when...

when you walk into the zoo where the gorillas are, and the gorillas say, "Damn!".

 

[Cracker69]

...your wardrobe consists of two categories; "off", and "on".

 

[supermannpc]

when you can no longer wear designer clothes

 

[Cracker69]

..when someone says "test" or "gear", and you are thinking about something completely different than everyone else.

 

[supermannpc]

you cant reverse in your car because your too pumped up to turn around
just hoping that nothing or no one is behind you

 

[Get_Swole]

you cant drive a standard home from the gym after leg day. Happened to me today killed my car like twice getting out of my spot lmao.

 

[saudades]

you cant drive a standard home from the gym after leg day. Happened to me today killed my car like twice getting out of my spot lmao.

LOL! I have had that happen, too!