franconian
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You Might Be A Bodybuilder If.....
1.You drink more water than a camel in the middle of a drought.
2.Your monthly supplement bill is more than your monthly mortgage.
3.You take 30 minutes loading 45 pound plates on the leg press machine
when you do legs.
4.You boil eggs 3 dozen at a time.
5.You need 2 spotters when you do squats.
6.You take so many supplements your urine glows in the dark.
7.You can name 10 other competition-level bodybuilders other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno and Steve Reeves.
8.You use the term "bulking up" instead of "gaining weight."
9. You think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.
10. You have firsthand knowledge of which supplements will "make your shit green."
11. You have to buy 40‿ waist slacks to accommodate your legs and have it tailored into a 32‿ waist.
12. You weigh more than 275 lbs. in the off season.
13. You have thrown up after doing heavy legs.
14. You dry heave after doing heavy legs.
15. You know the gram count of every known protein food source on the planet.
16. You've ever counted "reps" while masturbating.
17. You think putting chalk on your hands and putting baby powder on your thighs looks "cool."
18. If you ever have woken up at 3:00 a.m., just to make a protein shake.
19. Your wife or girlfriend has more body hair than you do.
20. You eat 6 to 9 meals a day.
21. Your workout now takes 1 hour or less compared to when you use to lift for 3 hours a day every day.
22. You REALLY can’t straighten out your elbows.
23. Your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend just up and left you one day.
24. You know every muscle in the body by scientific name as well as the correct spellings.
25. Your veins look like a road atlas of the U.S.
26. A rice cake contains more water in it than you do on the day of your competition.
27. You have realized and accepted that your “partying‿ days are now over.
28. You wear some kind of big utility work boot when you lift.
29. You consider tupperware "fine china".
30. You think that "feeling the burn" is almost as good as, if not better than, sex.
31. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are called meals number 1, 3, and 5.
32. You have ever used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike", and "donuts" in the same sentence.
33. Even your butt has striations on it.
34. You can’t stop yourself from squeezing a front abdominal shot in the mirror when you are the only one in a public restroom.
35. You do #34 even with people in the restroom and ask them what they think.
36. You know how much to take of each supplement without reading the directions.
37. While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.
38. People stop working out and watch you as you do your dead lifts.
39. You bring protein shakes to parties and people look at you funny
1.You drink more water than a camel in the middle of a drought.
2.Your monthly supplement bill is more than your monthly mortgage.
3.You take 30 minutes loading 45 pound plates on the leg press machine
when you do legs.
4.You boil eggs 3 dozen at a time.
5.You need 2 spotters when you do squats.
6.You take so many supplements your urine glows in the dark.
7.You can name 10 other competition-level bodybuilders other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno and Steve Reeves.
8.You use the term "bulking up" instead of "gaining weight."
9. You think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.
10. You have firsthand knowledge of which supplements will "make your shit green."
11. You have to buy 40‿ waist slacks to accommodate your legs and have it tailored into a 32‿ waist.
12. You weigh more than 275 lbs. in the off season.
13. You have thrown up after doing heavy legs.
14. You dry heave after doing heavy legs.
15. You know the gram count of every known protein food source on the planet.
16. You've ever counted "reps" while masturbating.
17. You think putting chalk on your hands and putting baby powder on your thighs looks "cool."
18. If you ever have woken up at 3:00 a.m., just to make a protein shake.
19. Your wife or girlfriend has more body hair than you do.
20. You eat 6 to 9 meals a day.
21. Your workout now takes 1 hour or less compared to when you use to lift for 3 hours a day every day.
22. You REALLY can’t straighten out your elbows.
23. Your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend just up and left you one day.
24. You know every muscle in the body by scientific name as well as the correct spellings.
25. Your veins look like a road atlas of the U.S.
26. A rice cake contains more water in it than you do on the day of your competition.
27. You have realized and accepted that your “partying‿ days are now over.
28. You wear some kind of big utility work boot when you lift.
29. You consider tupperware "fine china".
30. You think that "feeling the burn" is almost as good as, if not better than, sex.
31. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are called meals number 1, 3, and 5.
32. You have ever used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike", and "donuts" in the same sentence.
33. Even your butt has striations on it.
34. You can’t stop yourself from squeezing a front abdominal shot in the mirror when you are the only one in a public restroom.
35. You do #34 even with people in the restroom and ask them what they think.
36. You know how much to take of each supplement without reading the directions.
37. While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.
38. People stop working out and watch you as you do your dead lifts.
39. You bring protein shakes to parties and people look at you funny
