SilkQuads
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Gross!! U're a CB Presser! What are you trying to do? ...Ruin all future bj's for The Dude?!? Lol!
And God probably wants to be left out of the "Semen volume" thread. LOL
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Gross!! U're a CB Presser! What are you trying to do? ...Ruin all future bj's for The Dude?!? Lol!
And God probably wants to be left out of the "Semen volume" thread. LOL
dorian123
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that's why you do an Angry Pirate-do a girl from behind, tell them your going to cum, spit on their back...when they turn around shoot it in their eye(now they're blind and can't see how big the load was) then when they stand up kick them in the shin...now they are covering one eye and hopping on one leg
Took me a minute to figure out cock blocker , lol, no one has ever called me a cock blocker in all my years, lol, I kind of dig the title!
Your Probably right, that might have been a tad Blasphemous lmao!!
This is why i always reply to most of your threads, i appreciate your wit! Unlike your "I pick things up and put them down" husband , lmao i crack me up!!!!
Charliebrawn
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I've never had sex with a condom in my entire life! Ive only been with 3 women in the last 24 years, and Im not too worried about not having large loads, its when my dick isn't fully hard when i feel like i have to explain i just jerked off lol, what can i say i never know when the wife is going to give me some ass, so i take it when she is giving it, even if its 20 minutes after jacking off lol, But thats the shit i hate, when I'm a tad used up already lol
Charliebrawn
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Charliebrawn
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Silk, it was more about what it signified to her. As I was not allowed to watch porn and following activities lol it was a tell tale sign of "oops I did it again"
Else I wouldn't care unless of course I get to spray her all over hehe I know I know........Richard Johnson is a dreamer, what can I say!
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I've cum in my own eyes twice! No BS! laying in bed masturbating popped myself in the eye on 2 separateoccasions , its not that bad honestly as long as you clean it up right away, lol,
MixMan
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Powderguy
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I think im done with the semen thread..A little TMI and a lot of rated- XX that will never let me look at some of you the same ever again..
I just thought of Presser with Jizz in his eye talking like a pirate asking for a handi wipe " Arrrr get me a handy wipe for the semen in my eye" lmfao
I just thought of Presser with Jizz in his eye talking like a pirate asking for a handi wipe " Arrrr get me a handy wipe for the semen in my eye" lmfao
I always had the issue of blowing out of the fucker when the load hit. Talks about oh shit moments......
is there a Guinness record on that??
once OK, but twice??
bro the odds aren't as great as you might think as much as I jack off, I'm suprosed it hasn't happened more often actually lmao
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