Anyone ever have someone find their porn stash?

In 8th grade, my mom found my Playboys under my bed that seemed to be *stuck* together. Now today when I came home from work, they were 'cleaning' my room but it looked more than that. They found my All About Anal porno along with a Jenna Jameson tape and some codoms. It sucks. I wish they'd leave my shit alone!

Anyone have their spouse/girlfriend/friend/parent find their porno or anything sex related?

hahaha JJ tape! thats perfect!

better then finding ur needle stash

nope I have no need to hide them my mom knows I am old enough to buy it and read it and as long as she does not see it in the open she is cool with it ! she knbows that sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do !

well, before last december i worked for playboy entertainment inc. so i always had stacks of all the new playboys in my truck to give out to the fellas. i think i was busted hundreds of times...

Damn, tough job, Hunter. Personally... Playboy just isn't enough for me anymore.

Sure, when I was a kid, the Sears Catalog and National Geographics were more than enough for me to nut... but now?

Videos with titles like...

All Asian Anal Whores
Pick a flab and fuck it


etc...

I won't list them all... but I keep my stash right out in the open. My wife hates to see them and hates to find out I have been wanking. So of course I turn them on all the time when she is home and just leave them running for her. Got to keep the relationship on the edge and all...