20 reasons why chocolate is better

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good

LOL, those are funny.

too funny!

cute

Pretty good...

Hairs in the mouth. Flossing? Hmm not preferrable

:laugh:

Now we're being replaced by chocolate....OK (actually there was no mention of chocolate vs. men, I just took it there LOL)

Chocolate can make you fat

Chocolate won't put its arms around you and gently rock you after you've watched sad movie, just because it will make you feel better.

Chocolate won't take the garbage out or make sure your car has the snow swept off of it in the winter.

You can eat chocolate, but it will never return the favor.

Chocolate won't hold your purse while you try on an outfit at the store.

Chocolate won't get up in the middle of the night to investigate a scary noise.

You can take chocolate to dinner, but again, it won't return the favor.

Chocolate won't take your hand and out of the blue just tell you that it loves you.

Chocolate won't tuck you in at night and kiss you.

Chocolate won't cut the grass and plant flowers for you.

However, chocolate also won't leave the toilet seat up, so I guess it wins anyway.

Badgermoon said:

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Now we're being replaced by chocolate....OK (actually there was no mention of chocolate vs. men, I just took it there LOL)

Chocolate can make you fat

Chocolate won't put its arms around you and gently rock you after you've watched sad movie, just because it will make you feel better.

Chocolate won't take the garbage out or make sure your car has the snow swept off of it in the winter.

You can eat chocolate, but it will never return the favor.

Chocolate won't hold your purse while you try on an outfit at the store.

Chocolate won't get up in the middle of the night to investigate a scary noise.

You can take chocolate to dinner, but again, it won't return the favor.

Chocolate won't take your hand and out of the blue just tell you that it loves you.

Chocolate won't tuck you in at night and kiss you.

Chocolate won't cut the grass and plant flowers for you.

However, chocolate also won't leave the toilet seat up, so I guess it wins anyway.

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Great post, Badgermoon.
Chocolate's NOT so great afterall....
regarding the toilet seat - well, I'd take an occassional splash in the potty at midnight just as long as I get all the other benefits that chocolate does not offer (I've learned to check the lid anyway )

I hate chocolate always have always will.

Munkeee de Sade said:

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good

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LOL cute

Badgermoon said:

:laugh:

Now we're being replaced by chocolate....OK (actually there was no mention of chocolate vs. men, I just took it there LOL)

Chocolate can make you fat

Chocolate won't put its arms around you and gently rock you after you've watched sad movie, just because it will make you feel better.

Chocolate won't take the garbage out or make sure your car has the snow swept off of it in the winter.

You can eat chocolate, but it will never return the favor.

Chocolate won't hold your purse while you try on an outfit at the store.

Chocolate won't get up in the middle of the night to investigate a scary noise.

You can take chocolate to dinner, but again, it won't return the favor.

Chocolate won't take your hand and out of the blue just tell you that it loves you.

Chocolate won't tuck you in at night and kiss you.

Chocolate won't cut the grass and plant flowers for you.

However, chocolate also won't leave the toilet seat up, so I guess it wins anyway.

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Excelent comeback! :thumbsup:

You know I don't care if Harvey leaves the seat up, I don't really understand why it bothers women.

Badgermoon said:

:laugh:

Now we're being replaced by chocolate....OK (actually there was no mention of chocolate vs. men, I just took it there LOL)

Chocolate can make you fat

Chocolate won't put its arms around you and gently rock you after you've watched sad movie, just because it will make you feel better.

Chocolate won't take the garbage out or make sure your car has the snow swept off of it in the winter.

You can eat chocolate, but it will never return the favor.

Chocolate won't hold your purse while you try on an outfit at the store.


Chocolate won't get up in the middle of the night to investigate a scary noise.

You can take chocolate to dinner, but again, it won't return the favor.

Chocolate won't take your hand and out of the blue just tell you that it loves you.

Chocolate won't tuck you in at night and kiss you.

Chocolate won't cut the grass and plant flowers for you.

However, chocolate also won't leave the toilet seat up, so I guess it wins anyway.

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lol very funny

me too
i like cakes though it's an everyday battle to stay away from them
though i buy them sometimes hmmmmmm for my guests lol

radical_P said:

I hate chocolate always have always will.

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Munkeee de Sade said:

You know I don't care if Harvey leaves the seat up, I don't really understand why it bothers women.

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Hmmm... I've caught hell for it on occasion.

Due to what we'll call the "guy spalsh factor" I was told I should sit down to pee. :surprised: My response wasthe only time it is appropiate for a guy to sit to pee is in a small boat's head in a rough sea. It went on untill my stubborness won out. She thought I was being silly about it.

Badgermoon does not sit down to pee!!!:disgust: :nope:

chelle said:

Great post, Badgermoon.
Chocolate's NOT so great afterall....
regarding the toilet seat - well, I'd take an occassional splash in the potty at midnight just as long as I get all the other benefits that chocolate does not offer (I've learned to check the lid anyway )

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I'd ty to leave it down, but eventually I'd mess up and forget. I always do.

shyone said:

That is why Max-hc told me to think of him as sweet chocolate!!!! LOLOLOL

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:surprised :shocked: :saywhat:

You guys......!!!

Hmmmm, howabout chocolate AND sex at the same time?! Now THAT could make for good times!

T82 said:

Hmmmm, howabout chocolate AND sex at the same time?! Now THAT could make for good times!

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Yes it would
Milk chocolate, maybe in melted form....??? hehehehehe....!

I think chocolate would ruin the taste, or at least cover it up, and that would be a drag. :surprised: