organdoner
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frying chicken when i go to pour out the HOT oil and turn around with the pan and the wife is standing directly behind me and scares the living shit out of me and i spilled it on my foot. lucky me i had on shoes. i didn't even know she was in the house. i go down stairs to get an apple and a knife to peel it and when i go into the room my wife is standing right there and startled me. causing me to cut my hand. so what's the problem. she never lets anyone know when she comes home and snoops around trying to be quiet. this has happened 50 or more times in out 12+ years of marrage. one time i thought a burgler was in the house and grabbed the gun when she yelled "babe it's me" i almost shot her. no. i'm not paranoid but when you come in the house anounce your presence. some days i think i'm alone at home to find she took the day off and sits down in the dark not wanting anyone to know she's home. wtf! it's a crime infested neighborhood and shit happens all the time. you think you're home alone and go to sit down in a dark room to relax. grab the remote and sit directly on her. and she won't say anything. this shit is spooky and creepy. now if she was sneaking up on me for sex that would be different. how do i get this to stop? or am i paranoid?