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jackedupcrazy
Mc Vet
Presser said:
no, dont lay off....drink more....its more fun!!
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Flexmaster
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but don't even think about taken down the twins.lolPresser said:
ColdHeartBear
V.I.P
"I am all natural like Soy protein"
"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should"
"Hey Mikey, Stick this in your glute"
"Yeah, there may only be one girl for each guy, but I am badder than the guys for either of these babes. So I still have room for 1 more"
"yeah, I'm a tree hugger. But I like porn better. So this redwood is going to be the next 10 years of my collecton."
ColdHeartBear
V.I.P
Lady Bitch:"You sir are drunk!"
Winston Churchill: " yes madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober, you will still be ugly".
Coyote ugly: If she is so ugly that you will gnaw your own arm off in order not to risk waking her. (best argument for leaving the bar early)
Lone Ranger: "We are surrounded by 200 apaches. This looks like the end, old friend."
Tonto: "who are you calling friend paleface".
"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, but you still owe me $20.00 from last month."
"Well you have passed every test, but you are our lowest ranking candidate for this position. Your last test is to answer a simple question. What is 2 + 2 = ____?
Accountant: What do you want the answer to be?"
Your hired"
Winston Churchill: " yes madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober, you will still be ugly".
Coyote ugly: If she is so ugly that you will gnaw your own arm off in order not to risk waking her. (best argument for leaving the bar early)
Lone Ranger: "We are surrounded by 200 apaches. This looks like the end, old friend."
Tonto: "who are you calling friend paleface".
"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, but you still owe me $20.00 from last month."
"Well you have passed every test, but you are our lowest ranking candidate for this position. Your last test is to answer a simple question. What is 2 + 2 = ____?
Accountant: What do you want the answer to be?"
Your hired"
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ColdHeartBear
V.I.P
Intern: Is this the right way to Bill Clinton's office.
Attendant: No. You must first get on your knees.
I didn't do it.
No one saw me do it.
I wasn't there.
It wasn't my fault.
Can't we negotiate a plea?
Judge: You may now enter a plea. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Perp: uhhhhhh,,,,Define not.
Attendant: No. You must first get on your knees.
I didn't do it.
No one saw me do it.
I wasn't there.
It wasn't my fault.
Can't we negotiate a plea?
Judge: You may now enter a plea. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Perp: uhhhhhh,,,,Define not.
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Lord Odin
Guest
How about, "My name is Jaywooly and I like to spank my wooly willy!!" Ha!Ha!
ColdHeartBear
V.I.P
Twin on the right: "We may be shallow and dumb but we are not gay".
Twin on the left: She's gay. I'm not. I only do it with her with my boyfriend."
Twin on the left: She's gay. I'm not. I only do it with her with my boyfriend."
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Flexmaster
Guest
CHB, you need therapy bro. lol
BiggerStronger
Member
brew said:
oh stop it, you silly goose. lol.
ColdHeartBear
V.I.P
Perhaps, but usually I am the main therapist.
And apparently I have po-ed some newbies with the number of posts in the supp contest. So I will stop adding there also.
But I really liked "I am not Al Gore", "ELVIS LIVES" and the kerry ad. And I had some Martha Stewart and Hilton Sisters ideas that I just haven't thought of a finish too at this time.
The others could use some polish but I do not have time for that before the contest ends.
And as to my suggestions to jaywooley for new signatures, I actually like my suggestions better than his present one.
Maybe just my superego talking though.
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Flexmaster
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CHB, "if i want your opinion, i will tell you what it is." think of a nice sig. for me too.ColdHeartBear said:
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