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angelblue

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Hey!! Tell us if you are a cop, probation officer, correction officer, lawyer...heck if you're a executioner...spit it out we (well, I) want to know...

And then share your stupid criminal stories...those are fun...I'll share a few if y'all want.

Interns with any law job counts too.
 
I am a self proclaimed "police officer Fitness Trainer"
I go out with my friends on the weekends and yell fuck you to the cops then we run and make their fat asses chase us. I do this free of charge and have a couple success stories. :wave:
 
TheElmo said:
I am a self proclaimed "police officer Fitness Trainer"
I go out with my friends on the weekends and yell fuck you to the cops then we run and make their fat asses chase us. I do this free of charge and have a couple success stories. :wave:
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Used to do that back in the highschool days...drinkin in the parks and they would chase us for hours....good times, but i doubt any cop would want to reveal his/her identity on here....
 
IF they are such tough guys, WHY Dont they put their guns and billy clubs down and go one on one? there is your answer......
 
Tards and stuff

One on one with who? Some drunk juicer trying to show he is a tough guy in front of his friends? Or fighting a real bad guy, the kind that maims or kills you without a thought? First, the law allows an officer the escalation in force-you use your hands, they can use a baton, spray, taser; you use a weapon-a knife, a gun, they can(and should) blow you away. Now while this may not apply to all, most real cops (ie big city cops) could care less about your drunken boasts, and just laugh at your stupidity, and save the force for the real bad guys that will try to kill them (or you) a minute later. I doubt you have been beaten sensless ,stabbed or shot in your line of work, your family takes for granted you will come home at night. By far my worst fights have not been against fellow meatheads, but against 90lb crack whores and the like-I even got stabbed by a 65 year old homeless guy(he was molesting children).I'll put this to bed by asking you this-when every other sane person is running away from something-who else besides cops and firemen are running to it-to save your ass? If some psyco next door to you starts shooting people with a machine gun, who are you going to call? Who is going after him? The pencil neck defense lawyer? Your friends? You? I think not........The job is open for anyone who has the balls to do it.
 
I'm a retired peace officer who does gear. So fucking what. You want someone perfect talk to, try the Viice President who shoots peolple while on a Dan Quail hunt.
 
I think Angel is too innocent to realize that 90% of this board revolves around illegal substance use, she sticks to the All Natural Forum and the Training Forum...
 
Tough old Man said:
the Viice President who shoots peolple while on a Dan Quail hunt.
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Anyone else think something is funny about all that? :confused: I mean, they had hunted together forever and all of a sudden a bunch of birds gets them flustered? And because they are flustered the shoot straight at shoulder level and one guys gets hit in the face :laugh: There is definately something else there.
 
Oh, wow...didn't think this thread was going anywhere. Mike, you make me laugh, but you're also right on.

Elmo, Quidproque, is right on the money...cops just laugh at people doing that stuff, but I would like to thank you for all the entertainment on the dry boring nights! Thanks!!! --Best night I ever had though was when we went on a "parking" and found brother and sister getting it on hot and heavy...that was so nasty, yet for some odd reason so funny. --Weird people just make things funny...not irritating.

Actually, about the vice president...now I can stick up for him..."he can't be all that bad if he shot a lawyer". --For all attorneys here(it there are any or related to any)...that is just a joke.
 
First of all FUCK COPS!!! 90% of them are lazy fat fucks you who think they are God on wheels. Its amzing how brave a nerd (who aint shit and prob got beat up in school and didn't get laid until they were in their early twenties) can be when you give them a gun. Besides it not like i just pick any cop and yell shit to them. i have not done anything that most of them have done themselfs b4 they became cops. Yes i have met cool cops but they are too few to count. Plus they are all corrupted, I used to work for a restaurant and we hook them up with food and i was caught speeding and never got a ticket because of that. They abuse their power. As far as who comes to my recue? I have NEVER called the cops for help i handle my problems my way. I do feel horrible for cops that have been killed in the line of duty but only for the ones that were REAL cops no the average DIckhead most of run into. You are pist because someone you know maybe a family member is a cop? Weill you said "fellow meth head" right? So that means your are a fucking base head! Here you are sticking up for cops and yet you are either buying or selling that shit which results in more crime and by doing so you are contributing to the crime it brings and to the dealers and users who have killed cops and make their jobs harder, so are you not being A GOD DAMN HYPOCRITE by doing so?? :curse: Bottom line who pays these mother fuckers to do their job? ME!!! MR. Taxpayer. "***** police department here to protect and serve ourselfs and the rich since 1929" lol
Oh i almost forfgot I guess just because you like cops that means EVERY person has to also. If you cant consider the fact the we are all entitled to express our opinions on anything we want. MOVE to Iraq or Cuba!
Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.....
 
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tough old man and angelblue you should not say anything bad about our Vice President and lawyers because who comes to your rescue in your time of need? :uhoh: :rolleyes:
 
Elmo can't read

Meathead (the term I used) is a term of endearment, how you got meth from meat I don't know-maybe your waterman filter is clogged.....
Never said I liked cops-don't care what you like or don't like-but I know who turns and runs and who stays and fights when it all turns to shit......
 
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ok you got me there! its not an issue of who runs and who doesn't you and i are on different pages here. Its about being a dick to cops who are dicks to you bro, thats all it is. But yeah, lets let it rest this is not constructive or a helpful topic to any one here.
 
TheElmo said:
First of all FUCK COPS!!! 90% of them are lazy fat fucks you who think they are God on wheels. Its amzing how brave a nerd (who aint shit and prob got beat up in school and didn't get laid until they were in their early twenties) can be when you give them a gun. Besides it not like i just pick any cop and yell shit to them. i have not done anything that most of them have done themselfs b4 they became cops. Yes i have met cool cops but they are too few to count. Plus they are all corrupted, I used to work for a restaurant and we hook them up with food and i was caught speeding and never got a ticket because of that. They abuse their power. As far as who comes to my recue? I have NEVER called the cops for help i handle my problems my way. I do feel horrible for cops that have been killed in the line of duty but only for the ones that were REAL cops no the average DIckhead most of run into. You are pist because someone you know maybe a family member is a cop? Weill you said "fellow meth head" right? So that means your are a fucking base head! Here you are sticking up for cops and yet you are either buying or selling that shit which results in more crime and by doing so you are contributing to the crime it brings and to the dealers and users who have killed cops and make their jobs harder, so are you not being A GOD DAMN HYPOCRITE by doing so?? :curse: Bottom line who pays these mother fuckers to do their job? ME!!! MR. Taxpayer. "***** police department here to protect and serve ourselfs and the rich since 1929" lol
Oh i almost forfgot I guess just because you like cops that means EVERY person has to also. If you cant consider the fact the we are all entitled to express our opinions on anything we want. MOVE to Iraq or Cuba!
Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.....
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Hmm, so if most cops are assholes, then most people that use juice are small dicked, most black people are lazy, and most mexicans love refried beans. Your stupid assed stereotype is just that, stupid.
 
You know what powerlifter I wrote a long post talking shit to you and offending you but i chose not to post it. Cause thats not what MC is about. I'm going to say this to you and the other guy. If you dont like what someone sais don't read it or ignore it. Life is that simple. You can't change the way people think. Don't reply cause its pointless. Now I'm going to say this once again this is not constructive so drop it. But dont fucking push it...
 
quidproquo said:
I'll put this to bed by asking you this-when every other sane person is running away from something-who else besides cops and firemen are running to it-to save your ass? If some psyco next door to you starts shooting people with a machine gun, who are you going to call? Who is going after him? The pencil neck defense lawyer? Your friends? You? I think not........The job is open for anyone who has the balls to do it.
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wow, so now cops are super special because they do WHAT THEY ARE PAID TO DO?!?!

Its there job, they chose it and shouldnt be put on some special pedestal for it.
 
Sorry what I started guys...didn't mean for it to get out of hand. Dreww...you warned me and I thank you for that.

Elmo, I'm sorry you feel the way you do, I truly am. And I can understand why you feel the way you do. I hope to always listen to what you, and other people, have to say. But to be honest, most cops turn out to be these cold hearted people you are talking about. Actually, there are a few cops right now trying to show me how not to let the worse part of society make me cold.

Cops turn cold hearted, because people hate them, they are the first on suicides, murders, rapes, and the worst (at least for most)...child abuse, child rape, child mutilation...etc

Why do cops do what they do? Because they care...you say they don't care, because you see what they have turned into. But I can promise you that most cops (that I know) started out wanting to help and found that seeing the worst of the worst of people 24/7 had ate at them so much that the only thing they could do was shut down.

I do truly feel horrible that you have seen the corrupted cops, cops that don't care, and cops that are just down right jerks. But remember why some turn out that way...everyone hates them (it seems) and they only see the worst part of humanity. When dealing with a 5 year old that just saw his mother stabbed to death and he was stabbed 7 times makes a cop sick...but seeing things like this everyday...turns a cop cold if they don't learn to vent it out somewhere.
 
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