Excuses for the inject limp?

jaywooly

Guru

• Aug 20, 2006

• #1

What excuses have you used for limping around for days or just a day or two from pain from a painful shot in the quad or glute? Or the worst one yet, when it's a painful glute shot and you have trouble sitting!

I've said:

-sore from leg workout yesterday
-hurt myself getting rough playing tag football
-since I play football, just a "rough practice"
-one time when it was real bad and I knew it was going to last I said I dislocated my kneecap in a workout


Lusckily since we're people who are active, we cave plenty that we can go with.

Any one have any real creative one's?

 

Get_Swole

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Aug 20, 2006

• #2

not really man i just say my knee hurts from squatting or somethin pinned 2 cc's of prop and a c of eq in my glute one day, and that night when it started getting sore my dad popped me in the ass hard as shit just dickin around and i thought i was gonna come unglued lol.

 

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mikeswift

New member

• Aug 21, 2006

• #3

apparently I trip over my cat a lot in the middle of the night...

I don't have a cat.

 

Get_Swole

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Aug 21, 2006

• #4

lmao

 

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38532nd

New member

• Aug 21, 2006

• #5

I usually go with "If I stuck you in the leg with a needle do you think it would hurt?" Everyone I know except for my mother and boss know I am on. To me I don't hide anything in life it will just get you in trouble when you lie.

 

Get_Swole

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Aug 21, 2006

• #6

tell the wrong person and you will get in a little more then if you were to lie.

 

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mikeswift

New member

• Aug 21, 2006

• #7

38532nd said:

I usually go with "If I stuck you in the leg with a needle do you think it would hurt?" Everyone I know except for my mother and boss know I am on. To me I don't hide anything in life it will just get you in trouble when you lie.

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you're putting yourself at serious risk, you should rethink that

 

Bignick

New member

• Aug 22, 2006

• #8

i have once said i tripped and landed on a dumbell....i was put on the spot and really didn't know what to say....yeah they bought it....but wasn't the best excuse

 

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38532nd

New member

• Aug 22, 2006

• #9

I hear you guys but I don't really talk to a million people the only people I talk to are about 10 to 12 people in my click since school days other than that I don't leave the house besides for trainging and work. I like to feel like I am in prison until I feel I am ready to get out and challenge the world. Hopefully @ around 265 to 285 solid until then I am in hiding.

 

Bignick

New member

• Aug 22, 2006

• #10

thats some deep shit.....

 

Get_Swole

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Aug 22, 2006

• #11

i thought about that but i figured i would be hiding for 15+ years and on test i gotta get out and get some pussy.

 

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38532nd

New member

• Aug 23, 2006

• #12

i hear ya on that one but I am married so I got it at home

 

supermannpc

New member

• Aug 23, 2006

• #13

i gotta bad gumper.....

 

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dreww

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Aug 23, 2006

• #14

just tell em' you pulled your hamstring while nailing their mom last night!

 

MUCH BIGGER

New member

• Aug 28, 2006

• #15

Wild sex the night before works as an excuse. But I dont reccommend telling that to your wife or boy/girlfriend.

 

vertigorocks

New member

• Aug 28, 2006

• #16

Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend asked me why i had a bruise on my ass when we were in the shower LOL

I just told her that someone ran up to me and beat me on the ass with a paddle when i walked in my house when i got to school! That worked for me, buuuuuuuuuut i cant think of my places where youre gonna get your ass beat with a paddle

 

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saudades

Guest

• Aug 30, 2006

• #17

LMAO! You guys crack me up. I count myself lucky that I don't have to explain it, but I'd probably use the same excuse as BigNick if I did. I could get away with it too because all the equipment at my gym is so close together, you have to weave in and out of machines to get through. It's all too easy to bump into a machine really hard after a killer set of squats.

 

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38532nd

New member

• Aug 31, 2006

• #18

Suck it up are you men or mice???? Why use an excuse I am proud of what I do. With the use of AAS this sport would never be hear. Screw genetics arnold created it with juice.

 

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mikeswift

New member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #19

vertigorocks said:

Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend asked me why i had a bruise on my ass when we were in the shower LOL

I just told her that someone ran up to me and beat me on the ass with a paddle when i walked in my house when i got to school! That worked for me, buuuuuuuuuut i cant think of my places where youre gonna get your ass beat with a paddle

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starting to sounds a little Brokeback to me Vert

 

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dreww

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #20

mikeswift said:

starting to sounds a little Brokeback to me Vert

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lol...his "girlfriend"? surrrrrreee! :saywhat: