Best thing to text buddy that his girl reads his texts

big n wv said:

This doesn't go along with what this thread is about, but it does kinda with what Ox said....It's a funny store, but at work a couple years ago (when me and my girl first started dating) I was loading a truck at work and saw a package come in from Victoria's Secret to a female friend of mine so I text her when I left work and said that her panties would be delivered that day and deleted the text after I sent it. I got no response from her until I was home later and in the shower, well my gf got the text and it said "Hey, can you bring my panties over to me." Needless to say my gf got pissed and had a hard time believing my story which although was true did seem to be far fetched. Now we laugh about it, but I was in deep shit for a while over that one

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XXXX said:

I love to do this, my friends women all caught on after a few disgruntled texts and whining a bit, calling me a jerk. I just said well stop invading his privacy while your dating and you would have no reason to get upset. here are some things i sent texts to them and the girls read them.
1. (When they have to work later than usual and get home with thier girl) So what was your overtimes name bro?
2. That10" dildo you got your girl arrived bro
3. Did you bury that dog you hit with your girls car?
4. That chick you kissed wants your number.
5. So when are you going to tell her the bad news?
6. I guess shes moving out now? beers at your house tonight?
7. I cant believe you fucked my mom!!
8. So how was her mom?
9. Your condoms you left over here are expired bro.

Just shit like that..lol

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XXXX said:

I love to do this, my friends women all caught on after a few disgruntled texts and whining a bit, calling me a jerk. I just said well stop invading his privacy while your dating and you would have no reason to get upset. here are some things i sent texts to them and the girls read them.
1. (When they have to work later than usual and get home with thier girl) So what was your overtimes name bro?
2. That10" dildo you got your girl arrived bro
3. Did you bury that dog you hit with your girls car?
4. That chick you kissed wants your number.
5. So when are you going to tell her the bad news?
6. I guess shes moving out now? beers at your house tonight?
7. I cant believe you fucked my mom!!
8. So how was her mom?
9. Your condoms you left over here are expired bro.

Just shit like that..lol

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XXXX said:

I did this one yesterday and it made her so mad.
"so bro did you give that hottie her x-mas gift early? I bet you gave it to her hard too"
Then i sent another message 5 minutes later that read
" If you dont like what you read stop being being a snoop"
She responded with "Fuck you" lol
This was to my buddies phone, and we know she reads them.
Im just a shit like that!

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