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(I will tear off your head and shit down your neck)

Did that ever happen? could it have ever happened? is it possible? lol, these are the things that keep me up at night! lol

(I will kick your teeth down your throat)

I'm guessing this has happened for real to some unfortunate poor soul,lol, so i think this phrase originated from true life events lol

(I will put my foot so far up your ass you'll taste my toes)

Hmmm im guessing that one never really happened,


This is what absolute boredom looks like! :)

Feel free to share however! lol
 
(I was balls deep in that ass)

Quite possible and Ive actually lost a nut once this way! Very dangerous stuff!
 
the things you ponder.

balls deep, can happen

teeth down the throat probably happened, remember bite the curb from american history X
 
Balls deep huh Presser, so you gave her all both inches than of that micro penis?
 
I get more ass than a toilet seat. I'm sure there are lots of toilet seats that people piss on or chicks squat over.
 
Another ... I'd give my left nut to fuck her!! I don't know for sure if anyone has done this, but I did know a guy with one nut in High School
 
The Dude said:
Another ... I'd give my left nut to fuck her!! I don't know for sure if anyone has done this, but I did know a guy with one nut in High School
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I can't think of a single solitary women that i would sacrifice one of my testicles to fuck!
 
I just read the book American Desperado. This dudes body guard (who was jacked on boldenone 24/7 and a semi pro wrestler in florida) made a person eat his own gun..... good book. Story about the importer of all the madellin cartel cocain in the late 70's to mid 80's. Mark Wahlberg is supposed to play him if the movie ever gets made. Let me clarify that a little...it was more or less shoved down his throat not eaten.

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Man I'd sell mine if there was a market for it. Those things are useless.
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You don't plan on ever having kids bro? Fuck I'm so thankful that after years of steroids usage, that i was able to get my natural test and sperm count back up, took me forever to do, but man i have some beautiful kids now!

Or do you already have kids now? and if so are they legitimate or ill-legit lmao
 
raysd21 said:
I just read the book American Desperado. This dudes body guard (who was jacked on boldenone 24/7 and a semi pro wrestler in florida) made a person eat his own gun..... good book. Story about the importer of all the madellin cartel cocain in the late 70's to mid 80's. Mark Wahlberg is supposed to play him if the movie ever gets made. Let me clarify that a little...it was more or less shoved down his throat not eaten.

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That sounds like it would be a bad ass movie!
 
Metal85 said:
sounds like a fuckin snitch movie to me bro
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I have no idea where you would get that from a cocain dealing movie about drugs and cartels, . Cartel members did not snitch unless they wanted to die
 
It's not a snitch movie. He did his time. Even killed one guy in prison and stabbed another in the eye. They did let him out early though.... I forget why. I think it was because he new who ALL the corrupt judges were in the state of Florida. Good book though. A lot of good lessons if you want to committ a crime. How to properly beat someone with a bat. Lesson #1 Before you commit a crime. Have a good lawyer. LOL>
 
Presser said:
You don't plan on ever having kids bro? Fuck I'm so thankful that after years of steroids usage, that i was able to get my natural test and sperm count back up, took me forever to do, but man i have some beautiful kids now!

Or do you already have kids now? and if so are they legitimate or ill-legit lmao
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Nope no little ones for us. I just don't have that desire and neither does Silk. I had all those parts removed. No fixing it. We also have lofty plans and none of them would be possible with Kids. Its just not for me.
From what I've seen raising kids in our current society takes some incredible prowess.
 
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