things that can eat a dick....rant thread

[dreww]

Ok...I know metal will get in on this.

Let's make a list of things that can eat a dick.
first...fucking red light cameras. And the city rep who suggested them can eat a fat dick.

 

[The Dude]

Well I know that guy from Step Brothers can eat one, he did it!
Number 1 on my list is Precision Peptides. 2 would be our corrupt politicians. 3 is Social Security. 4 is gas prices. So many more.... I'd better just keep my mouth shut. My mood has gone to absolute shit over the last couple months.

 

[Metal85]

def agree with the bullshit red light cameras, throw in cops that just sit in the median(a place mad for cars to be able to swerve into to avoid a wreck!!!!) Not a place for sneaky fucking highschool nerds to wait for some one to go over 5 mph to give them a ticket, go bother the fucking crack heads on US-1 and get the fuck outta here. ATT and any phone company that charges out the ass that has service that works when it wants to, anyone that defends technology as if its great when in actuality it blows donkey balls

 

[Metal85]

haha I like how u knew Id like this one BTW
People that have to suck down a cancer stick the second before they get in the gym, so that while im breathing heavily inside the gym when they are within 15 feet from me I get to transfer there cancer cells into my lungs....

 

[dreww]

Lmao at precision pep! Should have known I would see that one posted.

Metal, this thread just had you written all over it.

 

[Metal85]

Lmao at precision pep! Should have known I would see that one posted.

Metal, this thread just had you written all over it.

haha well this is very true lol
people that stare hardcore at taken women, people that try to pick women up at ***Grocery stores, Hospitals as patients, fast food restaurants etc
People that have a garage sale every fucking day like as if its there fuckin buisness...... so every hillbilly in town gets to pass my house and see if they want to rob it or not... all these people cant eat a dick for sure, a large donkey dick at that

 

[Ox 51]

Easy-E can eat a big fat dick.

 

[Metal85]

Easy-E can eat a big fat dick.

ahhh c'mon now eazy does it was a good album

 

[theBIGness]

ahhh c'mon now eazy does it was a good album

yes but he is quoting from "The Chronic" one of the most important hip hop records ever

 

[dreww]

All stammers can definitely eat a dick. Maybe a bullet too.

 

[dorian123]

the fuckin ass weather men...
every year they say the same thing-it's gonna be a bad hurricane year and nothing happens, "boy we dodged the bullet this year and last year and the year before that"

scare people to get them to spend money-just like the turn of the milenium and bullshit 2012

 

[Metal85]

the fuckin ass weather men...
every year they say the same thing-it's gonna be a bad hurricane year and nothing happens, "boy we dodged the bullet this year and last year and the year before that"

scare people to get them to spend money-just like the turn of the milenium and bullshit 2012

awesome! 50% chance of rain, I want this job, good thing Anchorman made fun of that one

 

[dorian123]

if you think about the weatherman is the only job that you can be wrong 100% of the time and still have a job

the ground hog was right this year-that little fucker is batting over 40%:gold:

he's putting TWC to shame

 

[big in vegas]

The post office can eat a big dick for taking so long to get me my shit all the time!!!!!! And fags in skinny jeans can and probably do eat big dicks

 

[big in vegas]

if you think about the weatherman is the only job that you can be wrong 100% of the time and still have a job

the ground hog was right this year-that little fucker is batting over 40%:gold:

he's putting TWC to shame

I'd like to punt that fucking ground hog off the grand canyon

 

[Metal85]

The post office can eat a big dick for taking so long to get me my shit all the time!!!!!! And fags in skinny jeans can and probably do eat big dicks

"men" that wear skinny jeans already eat dicks, and get the sack in there as well

 

[dorian123]

I'd like to punt that fucking ground hog off the grand canyon

WHAT! Phil is fucking awesome! Stay doped up, only have to work one day a year.

 

[big in vegas]

WHAT! Phil is fucking awesome! Stay doped up, only have to work one day a year.

His cousin caused me to nearly wreck the other day so it's guilt by association

 

[leo8013]

the govt the way it is now. go back to the days of ben franklin where he is quoted by saying the govt should be overthrown (meaning everyone in office leaves) every 20 years. if not it will become overpowered and corrupt.

 

[Metal85]

the govt the way it is now. go back to the days of ben franklin where he is quoted by saying the govt should be overthrown (meaning everyone in office leaves) every 20 years. if not it will become overpowered and corrupt.

yeah too bad for the last 100 years over throwing our own govt would completely impossible, and thats why its retarded when u see those guys that carry 200 guns with enough ammunition to fill a guest bedroom, bc they think if the govt comes they will be ready... give me a break if this govt went to war with the civilians here it would be over in about 3 day and a total govt victory