dorian123
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you wash your shit in the sink? just flush it down the toilet like everyone else
how many times have you heard don't play with your food??? that goes before and after you eat it
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you wash your shit in the sink? just flush it down the toilet like everyone else
how many times have you heard don't play with your food??? that goes before and after you eat it
Metal85
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if my dick hits the toilet, yes I will wash it, and my dick is not my food, it's OX's
CH3NO2
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Hahaha... I always take my shirt off and drop the pants. Dont want anything splashing up on my shirt. So basically yeah. And if it gets messy I can just jump in the shower. Yeah I've had to do that...LOL
IronJulius
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you wash ur dick in public restrooms lol wtf
we all have things we do which other may not understand why we do them
like me not shitting in public restrooms and having to hold it sometimes times hours
Metal85
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haha I'd think if anyones pang hit the inside of a toilet bowl you'd want to wash your shit, but taking a shit so messy you need a shower is a lil different. He just needs to stop flexing his glutes as he poops, it's like putting your thumb over a hose apparently haha
The Survivor
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I really dont like pooping in public RR either but sure am not going to go thru any discomfort either. So if it comes to that, I'm doing my duty there
CH3NO2
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Its not a matter of need but want. I'll take 3 showers a day sometimes. I'm just a clean person.
Metal85
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ditto but for non-poo related issues. I will sometimes take one in the morning, after a workout, than cut my hair and take another one, than finish it with a bath, I apparently love the water company and want them to stay in biz lol
I'm new to the site and was searching for a thread I lurked on months ago but ill help you guys out you need to lay down a toilet paper island pre shit so the water won't splash you.....and as far as your dick touching the inside of the rim that's awesome I'd be glad if I didn't piss on my thigh.....anyways back to looking for the perfect 5g winstrol conversion I thought I saved....
big in vegas
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I know I can't be the only one this has happened to but....
I hate when you're taking a shit while hard and you start pissing and it shoots between the toilet and the toilet seat down onto your pants. I don't think there is one thing that can get me cussing in the bathroom worse than this
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BTW welcome and thanks for bringing this thread back, it's a classic
I hate when you're taking a shit while hard and you start pissing and it shoots between the toilet and the toilet seat down onto your pants. I don't think there is one thing that can get me cussing in the bathroom worse than this
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BTW welcome and thanks for bringing this thread back, it's a classic
Lol yeah I've peed between the seat and porcelain basin all over my under wear but I wasn't hard , it was kind of like when you have good pressure and the hose goes swinging all over the place spraying everywhere lol ok it was nothing like that lol but yeah I've peed between the two all over my cloths lol but I guess that only happens to us normal guys and not like these studs who have to becareful not to flush their dicks down the toilet lol LIARS lol
dorian123
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HAHAHAHHAHA! that was fucking great! I'm still laughing
big in vegas
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
Metal told me he gets asked by the local hardware store to loan out his cock to snake drains
Metal85
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
hahahaha stop tellin everyone about our personal convos!
On a real serious note, when I Workout, my shit shrinks, what the fuck? I guess I need all the blood to whats being worked out. If I am on cyc sometimes if I have to take a shit bad a nut will suck up too, dont know why. We need DR OZ on this mother f*cker
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