Dont you hate

[Metal85]

when you take a shit and your dick hits the water?

 

[Buffalo]

I'm actually taking a shit as I am reading this and cracking up. On a side note my dick is not touching the water.

 

[Metal85]

haha I wrote it while taking a shit

 

[CH3NO2]

I hate when you take a shot and when the shit plops into the water is splashes up onto your balls. That sucks.

 

[Buffalo]

Lmao.....this is the worst thread ever hahahaha

I'm going to feel embarrassed when the ladies come on.

 

[CH3NO2]

Lmao.....this is the worst thread ever hahahaha

I'm going to feel embarrassed when the ladies come on.

Like they've never taken a shit and had water splash them on the vagina. Oh please... Happens to the best of em.

 

[Buffalo]

Like they've never taken a shit and had water splash them on the vagina. Oh please... Happens to the best of em.

Good point. I bet The Dude drops some fucking bombs that Silk has to smell.

 

[Buffalo]

On a side note I haven't taken a solid one in months.

 

[IronJulius]

I hate when you take a shot and when the shit plops into the water is splashes up onto your balls. That sucks.

this does suck. I put my dick on the toilet seat

 

[The Survivor]

That water cold and deep........

 

[Metal85]

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All seriousness--------
When your penis touches the inside of a public toilet when you have to shit, I have washed my shit in the sink after that, bc I think what if some std motherfuckers shit hit that before mine!

 

[CH3NO2]

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All seriousness--------
When your penis touches the inside of a public toilet when you have to shit, I have washed my shit in the sink after that, bc I think what if some std motherfuckers shit hit that before mine!

I dont shit in public.

 

[IronJulius]

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All seriousness--------
When your penis touches the inside of a public toilet when you have to shit, I have washed my shit in the sink after that, bc I think what if some std motherfuckers shit hit that before mine!

ewe you shit in public toilets lol im more likely to pull over somewhere and shit in the woods

 

[Metal85]

you guys dont shit at work? I already shit 3 times today, day off but yeah no way I could go all day w/o

 

[CH3NO2]

you guys dont shit at work? I already shit 3 times today, day off but yeah no way I could go all day w/o

I work for a new home builder. I work in model homes and can shit in one of the 4 bathrooms this home has...LOL So its just like shitting at home.

 

[mcgaret]

when you take a shit and your dick hits the water?

Bro, you have to stop shitting in the tub. lololol

 

[Metal85]

Bro, you have to stop shitting in the tub. lololol

hahaha

 

[IronJulius]

I shit in the morning with a cup of coffee and rarely have to shit in public restrooms. mostly women work in my small office and we actually share a restroom so I try not to drop bombs in there lol take the browns to superbowl lol drop the kids off at the pool

 

[charliebigspuds]

hate it when u shit and the cold water hits ya ass and makes u tense up when u have not finnished...

 

[Lightsout]

I dont shit in public.

Second that