Toilet paper usage?

[Rutman]

Ok..... While taking a shit at the gym and I just thought about this...... I use a hell of a lot more toilet paper here than I do at home. Anybody else notice this, or is it just me?


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[teeg]

Its because they use the same damn newspaper they used in highschool. Its tissue paper not toilet paper cheap ass sons of bitchs

 

[IronJulius]

Ok..... While taking a shit at the gym and I just thought about this...... I use a hell of a lot more toilet paper here than I do at home. Anybody else notice this, or is it just me?


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So you are the one stopping up all the toilets lol

 

[Metal85]

I may be alone on this but try to follow me:

It is 2014 and toilet paper has not changed.
Why are we still using dry paper?
If you had shit on your hands would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?
If you wipe your ass clean, with dry paper, than put some vasoline on paper and rewipe, stuff comes off.
So essentially you are leaving shit on your ass at all time.
Let's start the movement, bc let's be real, you lift weights= you eat a lot which = you shit a lot

 

[Rutman]

I always spit on my tp before wiping.... Cleans better


Well..... Not on the first wipe. It's usually real shitty.

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[Rutman]

I may be alone on this but try to follow me:

It is 2014 and toilet paper has not changed.
Why are we still using dry paper?
If you had shit on your hands would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?
If you wipe your ass clean, with dry paper, than put some vasoline on paper and rewipe, stuff comes off.
So essentially you are leaving shit on your ass at all time.
Let's start the movement, bc let's be real, you lift weights= you eat a lot which = you shit a lot

Million dollar idea!!! Wait.....somebody invented it already..... baby wipes!! Lol

Always have some at home by the toilet for that last wipe...nice to get up clean.



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[Get_Swole]

Million dollar idea!!! Wait.....somebody invented it already..... baby wipes!! Lol

Always have some at home by the toilet for that last wipe...nice to get up clean.



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Same way I take care of business, I agree I hate TP I take a shower anytime I have the runs, I can stand the thought of not being clean around that area. I wish I had a bidet (sp)? that would be the ticket right there.

 

[CR6]

WTF!? Slow day on the MC?!
I'm a man, I wipe once with the newspaper after I'm done reading it and call it a day. LMAO!

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[chotto]

That was one part i liked about living in europe. They had bidets there. I had them in my house. Swore i would install them when i got back, but haven't yet.

 

[Metal85]

haha it's great that we all think the same about weird shit lol

 

[dorian123]

haha it's great that we all think the same about weird shit lol

what's weird about taking a shit?

and why do we say we're taking a shit? we're leaving it...that's the weird part

 

[CR6]

LOL! Good point dorian!

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[mcgaret]

whats toilet paper?? lol

 

[csuperman]

use wet wipes, way better.lol

 

[Metal85]

actually you get rid of a shit unless you leave it in the bowl, not take or leave lol

 

[fstr03svtcobra]

You guys need to start taking baby wipes everywhere. That's what I do.

 

[charliebigspuds]

To save on toilet roll i like to just use one sheet put a hole in the centre stick my finger through the hole give my ass a good clean using my finger (use nail if you want to realy get in to them nooks and crannies) remove said finger from toilet paper while wipping away the feces..

this way one toilet roll can last up to 280 days..feel free to thank me for this great money saving advice..

 

[BEASTZ6]

My wife keeps those moist wipes in the house for a follow up to the TP.

 

[Smokey729]

Just put a zig-zag or easy wider on ur but hole and no shit stains on ur Underwear problem Solved

 

[Minima]

I invest in Charmin ultra strong. 4ply. So when I'm stuck with 2 ply tissue paper I gotta use damn near half a roll. And it's chaffes my bottom...