SilkQuads
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Soooo I went to a beach bar yesterday with a friend and there happens to be a girl celebrating her birthday. She had probably 7 others, girls and guys with her heavily "celebrating too" lol... I had two, ummmmm interesting encounters with the group.
First, I show up wearing jean shorts and a tank. One of the girls goes on and on about how "amazing my ass is". At this point I haven't had a chat with the goose
so since I'm pretty shy I was quite embarrassed. Well then I take my shorts off to reveal my rather skimpy bottoms. Now this girl AND her friends (all drunk) go crazy rubbing my butt "trying to make a wish"...their words LOL! Now I'm really embarrassed and yes eating up all the attention a little, but mostly embarrassed. I go back to talking to my friend trying to politely ignoring them. Next thing I know, I turn around to see a girl bending down asking me if she could kiss my rear (hehe)... so I let her. I was there 15 min and literally had a girl kissing my ass!!!
Second strange encounter was with a douche bag who was with the same drunken group. He asked me the stupid normal "how much do you bench" questions then goes on to tell me how he used to be huge. How is a girl supposed to politely respond to that?!? So I say "that's cool". He went on to tell me how much he could lift once upon a time. Keep in mind he's my age, 34'ish. So again I said "cool". Sorry dude, but are you wanting me to respond or act impressed?? Well, I guess he picked up on the sarcasm and had a little temper tantrum. He went on to let me (and everyone else there know) how 'he KNEW I wasn't natural'!!! Oh, ya got me there!! tell a bunch of drunken strangers who will never see me again that I'm not natural. My advice to him is if you're going to TRY (desperately I might add) to talk to a girl, come up with a better line than "I use to be huge once".
Cool story Bro
First, I show up wearing jean shorts and a tank. One of the girls goes on and on about how "amazing my ass is". At this point I haven't had a chat with the goose
so since I'm pretty shy I was quite embarrassed. Well then I take my shorts off to reveal my rather skimpy bottoms. Now this girl AND her friends (all drunk) go crazy rubbing my butt "trying to make a wish"...their words LOL! Now I'm really embarrassed and yes eating up all the attention a little, but mostly embarrassed. I go back to talking to my friend trying to politely ignoring them. Next thing I know, I turn around to see a girl bending down asking me if she could kiss my rear (hehe)... so I let her. I was there 15 min and literally had a girl kissing my ass!!!Second strange encounter was with a douche bag who was with the same drunken group. He asked me the stupid normal "how much do you bench" questions then goes on to tell me how he used to be huge. How is a girl supposed to politely respond to that?!? So I say "that's cool". He went on to tell me how much he could lift once upon a time. Keep in mind he's my age, 34'ish. So again I said "cool". Sorry dude, but are you wanting me to respond or act impressed?? Well, I guess he picked up on the sarcasm and had a little temper tantrum. He went on to let me (and everyone else there know) how 'he KNEW I wasn't natural'!!! Oh, ya got me there!! tell a bunch of drunken strangers who will never see me again that I'm not natural. My advice to him is if you're going to TRY (desperately I might add) to talk to a girl, come up with a better line than "I use to be huge once".
Cool story Bro
