starting a new bouncing gig

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The Deuce said:
I get offered Bouncin' (security jobs) almost weekly.. and I KNOW.. that if I do it.. My wife isn't gonna be happy because I am gonna slam more VAG then I can handle... then.. clean her up and bring her home for my Wife to devastate and yah.. Yes bros.. my life is that good... My wife.. Likes scratch that... LOVES to EAT the same thing I do.. she just doesn't allow me to without her present.. hence why I'd have to clean up the chick before bringing her home to the Missus ... Something comforting in the fact of watching my wife's face buried between a hot drunk chick's thighs... No Joke brothers... it happens... all the time.. DOWNSIDE.. I am not always ALLOWED to touch.. but if she is in a happy enough mood... I can.. so with every PLUS there is a NEGATIVE... hence why I would smash the Vag before bringing her home... MmMMmM... FEMALE... My favorite FLAVOR..
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uh not for nothing bro and not to sound rude, but I personaly think thats nasty as fuck! lmao! But to each their own I suppose, Now on the other hand I like to eat what My wife likes to eat, thats right ladys, my wifes life is that good! She gets to watch me chug dick! lmao
 
no way press!! that sounded awesome! i love that dude.... I wish my wife ate pussy or id be doing the same thing....

damn... my wife sucks!
 
I really should Take the bouncin' job that I was offered the other night.. but for a 100spot for a nights work, where I can't carry.. and the crime rate is skyrocket.. the local scene always has shootings.. I would feel safer with my Kahr P380... My bro was gunned down last June.. shot through the Liver into the Spine.. Paralyzed for LIFE.. had he had his GUN.. wouldn't have happened... AND THE KICKER.. He is A UNITED STATES MARINE.. who served 4 tours in IRAQ and 3 in Afghanistan. (Sniper Team) and after all the combat.. GETS GUNNED DOWN IN HIS HOMETOWN DOING HIS JOB BY A DRUNK SPINELESS PUNK over 100 bucks cash per night...

That part isn't worth the risk...

But the MOUNTAINS upon MOUNTAINS of BOOBS and VAG make it ALMOST worth it... especially with my PRE-ARRANGED DEAL..


DECISIONS.. Life is FULL of them isn't it??
 
weird... you'd think in Detroit id have major problems like that. But so far, nothing... this is about my 4th gig in the last 8 years. I mean, people get shot, specially outside...
 
I just got fired from my weekend bar job...Got caught banging a stripper in the ladies room. Was good severence pay for such a shitty job.
 
sorry to hear that bro! there isnt a whole lot of work left here. You need to work on your professionalism.

next time, try to take her outside the club for some dumpster sex. Atleast that way you can say your taking out the garbage or something....
 
mMmMmmMMMm STRIPPERS !!! Gotta Love Them !! OR .. haha, at least BANG THEM.. At a HOTEL.. not in the bathroom... LMAO !!
 
normalsucks said:
sorry to hear that bro! there isnt a whole lot of work left here. You need to work on your professionalism.

next time, try to take her outside the club for some dumpster sex. Atleast that way you can say your taking out the garbage or something....
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It was a shitty job, i didnt make much money at all! Just wanted something to do on the weekends actually. What really pisses me off, is that this girl took my Ed Hardy cuff bracelet, and is making me come see her at her strip club before i can get it back lol...
 
The Deuce said:
mMmMmmMMMm STRIPPERS !!! Gotta Love Them !! OR .. haha, at least BANG THEM.. At a HOTEL.. not in the bathroom... LMAO !!
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she was pretty hit stripper, but a wise man once told me...If you turn down PUSSY, the only one your hurting is yourself!
 
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