starting a new bouncing gig

[The Deuce]

See, I just found myself a KICK ASS WIFE I guess.. she doesn't care what I do.. as far as My Hobbies... she is very very very Sexually active.. well she's 24 I'm a shade below 28.. so she's always RARING to go.. PLUS she Loves the women.. But they need to be HOT.. because well.. she is OBVIOUSLY a Hottie.. 5foot Nothin', 95lbs. soakin wet. Upgrading her boobies to a NICE FULL C-cup in Feb. She is COVERED in Tattoo's and not the TRASHY kind.. the ones where you look at a chic with them and go .. DAMN Now that's some SICK WORK... but I have had my FAIR SHARE OF LOW-LIFE SKANKS that thought it be okay to be dickin' someone else while they were supposed to be on MINE only... so when I found my CURRENT Wife.. I of course was skeptical .. but she friggen worships the ground I walk on.. she's Italian so she BITES right back when I start yelling about POINTLESS Shizzit... She's NO NONSENSE, Talk to no Sh1t from ANYONE, Talk Sh1t get HIT kinda girl... MY KINDA GIRL.. MY GIRL !!! And let me tell you... for 95lbs.. she can HIT, and HIT HARD... Put me in my place Once or 10 times.. obviously cuz I wont hit her back but... haha the crazy chic has ONE HELL OF A RIGHT HOOK !! Anyways.. all I am REALLY Saying is that it literally took hundreds of NUMB BROADS to come across the 1 THAT WAS FOR ME.. and I never believed in "THE ONE" until I got with my Wife.. CORNY I know.. but hey.. At least she makes me happy.. what else can I ask for ?!?! And the Cherry on Top... She gets these URGES to totally devastate a female every month at least... NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THAT.. My one rule.. NO FOOLING AROUND WITH Anyone Without ME Present and accounted for.. meaning if she gets to touch kiss and lick.. SO DON'T I.. Yep.. My life isn't too too bad....

Well as far as the SEX and Relationship Part of it anyways....


Everything else.. well. That's a WHOLE 'nother Story altogether... Hahaha

 

[irish2003]

yep, it's that time of year again....i'm bouncing at one of the most happening bars/clubs outside university of wisconsin tonight and tomorrow....it's going to be a long 48 hours but the cash and pussy is def. worth it

 

[jshoty]

See, I just found myself a KICK ASS WIFE I guess.. she doesn't care what I do.. as far as My Hobbies... she is very very very Sexually active.. well she's 24 I'm a shade below 28.. so she's always RARING to go.. PLUS she Loves the women.. But they need to be HOT.. because well.. she is OBVIOUSLY a Hottie.. 5foot Nothin', 95lbs. soakin wet. Upgrading her boobies to a NICE FULL C-cup in Feb. She is COVERED in Tattoo's and not the TRASHY kind.. the ones where you look at a chic with them and go .. DAMN Now that's some SICK WORK... but I have had my FAIR SHARE OF LOW-LIFE SKANKS that thought it be okay to be dickin' someone else while they were supposed to be on MINE only... so when I found my CURRENT Wife.. I of course was skeptical .. but she friggen worships the ground I walk on.. she's Italian so she BITES right back when I start yelling about POINTLESS Shizzit... She's NO NONSENSE, Talk to no Sh1t from ANYONE, Talk Sh1t get HIT kinda girl... MY KINDA GIRL.. MY GIRL !!! And let me tell you... for 95lbs.. she can HIT, and HIT HARD... Put me in my place Once or 10 times.. obviously cuz I wont hit her back but... haha the crazy chic has ONE HELL OF A RIGHT HOOK !! Anyways.. all I am REALLY Saying is that it literally took hundreds of NUMB BROADS to come across the 1 THAT WAS FOR ME.. and I never believed in "THE ONE" until I got with my Wife.. CORNY I know.. but hey.. At least she makes me happy.. what else can I ask for ?!?! And the Cherry on Top... She gets these URGES to totally devastate a female every month at least... NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THAT.. My one rule.. NO FOOLING AROUND WITH Anyone Without ME Present and accounted for.. meaning if she gets to touch kiss and lick.. SO DON'T I.. Yep.. My life isn't too too bad....

Well as far as the SEX and Relationship Part of it anyways....


Everything else.. well. That's a WHOLE 'nother Story altogether... Hahaha

Your My HERO!

 

[jshoty]

yep, it's that time of year again....i'm bouncing at one of the most happening bars/clubs outside university of wisconsin tonight and tomorrow....it's going to be a long 48 hours but the cash and pussy is def. worth it

Madison? ive heard that place is awesome...

 

[Crazymank]

Its a lot different when your not drinking-I can tell you that!!

Its not really fun. I've been hit on a couple times already and its just kinda annoying really. My boss told me no socializing, so your trying to be polite, but trying to ditch this chick at the same time. Im tired, and really cranky by 1am.

 

[Crazymank]

the door girls, waitresses and bartenders are fucking HOT though. Holly shit!

 

[jshoty]

BAM! I got my SEXY nose broken at the first bar i worked at,,,got hit with the "CORONA"...little bastard hit me and tried to run away,,i tackled him was bleeding all over him, and was telling him i had AIDS lol...

 

[Crazymank]

sounds like fight club! haa haa...

Its funny, i've always had problems with little dudes, not guys the same size or bigger. I guess its cause if they get there ass handed to them its not as bad. I mean, its expected.

 

[jshoty]

sounds like fight club! haa haa...

Its funny, i've always had problems with little dudes, not guys the same size or bigger. I guess its cause if they get there ass handed to them its not as bad. I mean, its expected.

Yeah, it was one of those hit and run attacks...caught me off gaurd!

 

[Crazymank]

i got a side sick to the knee on time when i was escorting this guys friend out. That came out of no where. My buddy saw it and knocked the guy right out. my knee is still kinda messed up from that. Other than that, i havent been hit from out of no-where, i cant remember anyway.

People usually dont fuck with me. Its not like im ginormous...270lbs sometimes, but i think its the attitude. I cycle a lot, so chicks smell that and get turned on, dudes get scared and pee there pants.

 

[irish2003]

Madison? ive heard that place is awesome...

university of wisconsin is routinely in the top 5 college party schools by playboy and others.....think of a overgrown suburb of 400-500,000 (metro area) with i believe 17 colleges,universities, and technical colleges all within a 20 mile radius and well over 100,000 college students....on top of that the working class in madison is fairly young....i've been getting offers over the last few weeks to do security for private parties for frats and sororities also on top of working at one of the hottest nightclubs/bars near campus

 

[jshoty]

university of wisconsin is routinely in the top 5 college party schools by playboy and others.....think of a overgrown suburb of 400-500,000 (metro area) with i believe 17 colleges,universities, and technical colleges all within a 20 mile radius and well over 100,000 college students....on top of that the working class in madison is fairly young....i've been getting offers over the last few weeks to do security for private parties for frats and sororities also on top of working at one of the hottest nightclubs/bars near campus

That sounds like my kinda place...

 

[jshoty]

i got a side sick to the knee on time when i was escorting this guys friend out. That came out of no where. My buddy saw it and knocked the guy right out. my knee is still kinda messed up from that. Other than that, i havent been hit from out of no-where, i cant remember anyway.

People usually dont fuck with me. Its not like im ginormous...270lbs sometimes, but i think its the attitude. I cycle a lot, so chicks smell that and get turned on, dudes get scared and pee there pants.

chicks want to be with you,,and men want to be you,,,:finger:

 

[Crazymank]

Haa haa ^^^^^ they do actually.

 

[BiggerStronger]

uh not for nothing bro and not to sound rude, but I personaly think thats nasty as fuck! lmao! But to each their own I suppose, Now on the other hand I like to eat what My wife likes to eat, thats right ladys, my wifes life is that good! She gets to watch me chug dick! lmao

Bro, you made me almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard. That is funny as hell!

 

[jshoty]

NS im coming down to the D in two WEEKS! Want to meet the legend kid,,,message me, and let me know where you work, ill stop in and beat up a Muslem fundamentalist for ya...

 

[Crazymank]

NP. you'll love this club. Chicks are f-ing amazing.

 

[jshoty]

NP. you'll love this club. Chicks are f-ing amazing.

outstanding!

 

[Ozzy27]

Probably for all the wrong reasons. But I've convinced myself i can stay out of trouble this time.

There is no sweeter cash gig is there?

Yup...bartending at the NJ shore on a Holiday wknd! Can you say lots o cash!!!

 

[Crazymank]

Wednesdays is doushbag night cause we have no cover and free drinks for an hour. So we get every looser in town who cant afford to drink, they get shit faced and we have to kick them out. Last night a really pretty girl got her face totally f-ed up... I mean, her nose was sideways and blood was EVERYWHERE...she waited outside for the police and ems, we had to hose the area down.