starting a new bouncing gig

[jshoty]

Wednesdays is doushbag night cause we have no cover and free drinks for an hour. So we get every looser in town who cant afford to drink, they get shit faced and we have to kick them out. Last night a really pretty girl got her face totally f-ed up... I mean, her nose was sideways and blood was EVERYWHERE...she waited outside for the police and ems, we had to hose the area down.

FREE DRINKS! i dont even drink for free at the casino...bastards!

 

[Crazymank]

I forgot about Halloween. OMG.... the chicks where out of control!!!

we have an extra hour tonight, so its going to be fucking crazy.

it really sucks not being able to do anything. I let them grind or flirt for a little bit, but i have to stop it and walk away or something. It really, really sucks!!! torture... i dont know how else to describe it.

 

[irish2003]

I forgot about Halloween. OMG.... the chicks where out of control!!!

we have an extra hour tonight, so its going to be fucking crazy.

it really sucks not being able to do anything. I let them grind or flirt for a little bit, but i have to stop it and walk away or something. It really, really sucks!!! torture... i dont know how else to describe it.

it's the one night a year they can dress like sluts and it's OK....whatever costume they're wearing they just put the word "naughty" in front of it!

 

[irishhammer]

Man i missed out on halloween this year retarded move on my part. Never doing that again.

 

[Crazymank]

i wish my boss wasnt such an asshole, or id be able to say i had a great time.

 

[Crazymank]

he's lucky i need the money right now, or i would have quit last night.

 

[jshoty]

he's lucky i need the money right now, or i would have quit last night.

Maybe you should be the boss then!

 

[Crazymank]

I could have taken 2 of the hottest bitches home last night. Im talking all time career best here...

the dnp and low carbs have me wiped out, libido is totally gone.

Even they where shocked when i said no....lol.

 

[Crazymank]

it reminds me of dumb and dumber when he tells the bus load of chicks to go to the next town.... haaa haaa

 

[Cracker69]

LMAO! That's rough man.lol

 

[Crazymank]

all hells going to break loose now that im off dnp.

 

[Crazymank]

so these 3 dudes walk in from downtown Detroit. Holly mother of god i felt tiny!! all 3 where over 7 feet tall... I shit you not. They all had to bend down to get into our door. Each weighed about 400++... Not like solid muscle or anything, but i dont think it matters. These dudes where big.....

They where cool, didnt start any problems. But if they wanted to, they could have just asked the owner for the keys.... even our biggest bouncer is only 6'6" and around 320, next is 6'4" 300, and then me 6'2" 240...(lol!!) we got another guy about my size and the rest are ankle biters.

 

[Crazymank]

one of our guys got his teeth smashed in by a beer bottle last night. Funny part, it was a chick that did it. I have no idea how he kept his temper, but i guess she wanted to fight him after he dragged her ass out of the club.

It was the end of the night and we get a shift drink. This is the worst time for us, when all the fights start. So i rarely get to finish my beer. When this fight started.... I was trying to slam my beer while i was walking to the fight. I was second in line so the guy who got his teeth smashed in was first.

goes to show that its not always best to be first.

 

[Crazymank]

man~ the crowd is crazy this time of year. Friday night i had to kick out this couple cause the chick was blowing this dude right on dance floor!!! i couldnt believe it. I mean, there where all these people around (most didnt know what was going on) and this dude is layed back on a rail and his pants are down to his knees.... She had her face planted in his crotch when i walked up. Fucking unreal. I mean, we've had shit like that in the bathrooms, or under a table... but never on the dance floor....lol

Last night, dudes where doing coke right out in the middle of the bathroom..... fucking morons. We actually dont really care if your doing drugs, but when your an idiot to be doing it right in front of everyone= problem.

 

[Crazymank]

we have a live band every friday and sunday. Every sunday we have the same band. I like them a lot, they're a lot of fun. They usually have a good crowd. Anyways, the lead singer (who is a chick) has been getting very friendly with me for the last couple weeks. She keeps requesting that i stand by the stage while they're on... (keep people off the stage). So for the last couple weeks she has made reference to me in the middle of the set, sings to me while she is up there and stuff.... (nothing to crazy).

not even thinking about it..... I told the wife to come up cause she has today off from work.

So in the middle of a song im watching my other 2 bouncers to make sure there isnt any trouble by the bar..... I turn around and she (lead singer) is right in front of me.... She plants this huge kiss on my lips....... The crowd went wild, everyone was high fiving me... And my wife was PISSED!!!!

So... needless to say. Im in the doghouse right now......

 

[Crazymank]

so we got in a huge argument about this.... I dont think i've ever seen her so mad. Worst part is, for the last month and a half, i've been off my cycle. So my sex drive has been non-existent. I've even tried cialis to bump it up... didnt work. But she thinks i've been cheating now, which sucks cause i've been very, very good.

she wants me to quit. But i've got 2 things going for me. Its a cash job, and they pay well. So until michigans economy turns around (which may be never) im going to keep my job.

 

[Crazymank]

oh.. about the kiss... I kinda got into it cause the crowd started cheering. Im not used to being the center of attention like that, (in front of 400 people.) Every time she says something or sings to me, it makes me blush, or giggle, - i cant help it man, it makes me feel stupid!!

anyways, so it wasn't every innocent, i do dig this chick, and for a moment- I forgot my wife was there... It lasted for about 3-5 seconds... I think??? Anyways, way to long.... and she does have a right to be pissed about it.

 

[Crazymank]

we got a new door girl. She is smoking hot!! well, you have to be hot in order to work at my bar... When she came in for her application, i remember her. I wrote on her application that she was hot.... So i told her she owes me one... haa haa!!!

She is a little older than most. She's in her mid twenties. Anyway, She has the most awesome boobs i've ever seen. They're totally natural, but big and perky. She wore what looked like a dinner dress to work on sunday. He nips where poking out... tight body, very cute face!!

See, this is why i love being a bouncer...

 

[Get_Swole]

ha ha i havent been keeping up with the days of normals lives lol. That sucks about the kiss man how is the wife now you guys still fighting? This must be a fuckin big ass bar dude. hope you and the wife work things out.

 

[irish2003]

tomorrow night is gonna suck working.....for our new year's eve at my club we have rapper peety pablo....not my kind of music or crowd....wish i had some suspension or cheque drops just to stay aggressive tomorrow night