I feel pervy, but I just couldn't help it.

[Eat'n Big]

So it all begins today around noon, this pervy streak in me emerges from the depths with-in this humble man.
I was at Vitamin-Shoppe buying my stash for the next 2 months like always.
There was this new young pretty little thang working there, she was very soft spooken, shy and docile. About 22 years old, 5'2 110lbs, wavy dark hair, dressed in ALL black, tight jeans and all.
I always show women respect in public and don't stare at them to long or act creepy ( well most the time lol ), I couldn't help myself but I kept looking her way, as she was walking around, adjusting products on the shelf's ext. She even walked up and asked if I needed help, and one thing that I never do is get nervous, cause I had may share of many woman to last 10 men a life time, but I felt intimidated for a sec.
She looked at me with these dark eyes, and was biting her lower lip, with her hair in her eyes. I wanted to fucking melt!

I ring up my stock and realized that I forgot my card thingy, so she checked the file and found my name, and completed my order. I almost walk out till I seen an other product, grabbed it, ran back and she had to look up my name AGAIN, using my number, she asked for my number again, and I replied " If we keep this up, you'll remember it". She looked up and smiles with this lil look an winked. Was that my moment?

Have you ever had a gal that just stuck in your head all day, and had you completely mind fucked and goofy?

To much Test I think.

Thanks for the Rant

 

[Metal85]

"was this my moment?"
well how old are you?

 

[Eat'n Big]

"was this my moment?"
well how old are you?

Mid 30's.

It was a joking comment son!

 

[Metal85]

son? yeah too much test

 

[Eat'n Big]

son? yeah too much test

Why don't you just enjoy the post for it's entertainment value, with-out over analyzing it, cause you'll hurt your brain doing so.

 

[Metal85]

Why don't you just enjoy the post for it's entertainment value, with-out over analyzing it, cause you'll hurt your brain doing so.

I guess because I was seeing if ur just some weird fuck hitting on a little girl from your fantasy views

 

[Eat'n Big]

I guess because I was seeing if ur just some weird fuck hitting on a little girl from your fantasy views

A not so nice comment, yet an other post scored for the METAL.
Classic.

 

[Metal85]

A not so nice comment, yet an other post scored for the METAL.
Classic.

Im sure you have seen the word previously, no? I have a strong feeling that you will be ok. Come off at me with a certain tone and we can play tennis with it, ok cupcake.

 

[Eat'n Big]

Im sure you have seen the word previously, no? I have a strong feeling that you will be ok. Come off at me with a certain tone and we can play tennis with it, ok cupcake.

Holy moly, who ruffled your feathers? If you need a hug just let me know, bromance can bring a smile to those that act mampy and pampy.

Smile Metal and let it go, none is hurting you, nor going out of his/hers way to negatively effect or alter your day in any aspect.

Represent the forum Metal with integrity and respect and most of all fairness, with-out a bias point of view or personal interior motive. Cause this Member has not broke any forum rules and has always shown ut-most respect to others. You'll get more bee's with honey, then you will with Vinegar.

My cupcake is your cupcake, have a piece, I insist.

 

[Metal85]

Thank you for your concern, and as you can see clearly on every post I have I do all the above, and I didnt say you broke any rules, however I am over protective of innocent women, and thats why I initially had asked the question, than you attempted to demean me by saying dont hurt your brain, so I 'fairly' fired one back at you. So If I need a hug I guess the best person I could recieve this hug would be from you. What flavor is the cupcake? Hopefully it's not too sweet.

 

[Ox 51]

He's just messing with you Eat'n Big. That's what he loves to do. Metal, stop busting balls, chief.

But, yeah...I have these moments all the time. Then later I wonder, was she hitting on me? That's when you go on Craigslist and post a Missed Connection hoping the girl will see it. I love reading those things. I think Steph posted about them a while back on here.

 

[Eat'n Big]

Thank you for your concern, and as you can see clearly on every post I have I do all the above, and I didnt say you broke any rules, however I am over protective of innocent women, and thats why I initially had asked the question, than you attempted to demean me by saying dont hurt your brain, so I 'fairly' fired one back at you. So If I need a hug I guess the best person I could recieve this hug would be from you. What flavor is the cupcake? Hopefully it's not too sweet.

I am the father of a beautiful little girl, and a handsome little man, a family man at best in his early 30's, so you can rest assure that the innocents of individuals is taken very serious on my end.
I admired this young woman for her beauty at the same time mocking myself, that was all. No harm!
You can have the cupcake, cause I'm full from lunch:chicken:. Just share next round.

 

[Metal85]

He's just messing with you Eat'n Big. That's what he loves to do. Metal, stop busting balls, chief.

But, yeah...I have these moments all the time. Then later I wonder, was she hitting on me? That's when you go on Craigslist and post a Missed Connection hoping the girl will see it. I love reading those things. I think Steph posted about them a while back on here.

lol Thats reminds me of the Dane Cook Joke everytime, "Pal" lol

They really have that on craigslist ? haha Never heard of it, bt I guess after some of the stuff like that site where it links you with randm people vie web cam , nothing should surprise me russian roullette or something like that

 

[Metal85]

I am the father of a beautiful little girl, and a handsome little man, a family man at best in his early 30's, so you can rest assure that the innocents of individuals is taken very serious on my end.
I admired this young woman for her beauty at the same time mocking myself, that was all. No harm!
You can have the cupcake, cause I'm full from lunch:chicken:. Just share next round.

Thats good and im glad to hear that, dont know you and thats why I had asked, I really hate cupcakes but I had plenty of junk food the last 3 days to more than compensate for that fact

 

[Eat'n Big]

He's just messing with you Eat'n Big. That's what he loves to do. Metal, stop busting balls, chief.

But, yeah...I have these moments all the time. Then later I wonder, was she hitting on me? That's when you go on Craigslist and post a Missed Connection hoping the girl will see it. I love reading those things. I think Steph posted about them a while back on here.

Priceless. My woman and I sat on here one night eating ice-cream sitting on the sofa with her lap top, reading those post on Craigs. Unreal is all I can say. Well, kinda scary to be honest!

 

[Ox 51]

I love the concept of it, but there are some really crazy ones on there. It's neat to think you might make an impression on someone and they would try to write one for you.

Metal, I was thinking of Dane Cook too. I need to listen to that again to remember what all he says. I was thinking of the monkey part the other day...it's not all bananas and dancing with toothbrushes, or whatever it was he said.

 

[Metal85]

I love the concept of it, but there are some really crazy ones on there. It's neat to think you might make an impression on someone and they would try to write one for you.

Metal, I was thinking of Dane Cook too. I need to listen to that again to remember what all he says. I was thinking of the monkey part the other day...it's not all bananas and dancing with toothbrushes, or whatever it was he said.

haha yeah, I need to hear them all again as well. I like the mechanic one where he says the muffler is going to cost 5000 and he states thats a good price, and the mechanic says there was a unicorn shitting in your filters and jumping up and down in your muffler poking holes in it, and the rood despiced the car so it was peeling awy from the car, Good im glad you caught that, I wouldnt want to have a mythological creature shitting in my filters

 

[Metal85]

we saw him live before, It was great, it ws for vicious circle

 

[Eat'n Big]

I love the concept of it, but there are some really crazy ones on there. It's neat to think you might make an impression on someone and they would try to write one for you.

.

It's funny tho, cause when I read some of them I thought to myself that just maybe this is where the old left overs from Myspace have migrated to. Some of them are jokes and just people making small fun, either way, hilarious!

 

[steph]

Haha, oh man... yeah, you gotta check those craigslist missed connections. Sometimes it's really sad, heartbroken souls going there to anonymously vent about the missing pieces of their heart... but then other times, it's downright raunchy about hook-ups in parking lots or adult book stores... it's just funny to read what people will write when they are protected behind an internet connection. I'm always scoping out local places where these chance encounters happened to see if I can figure out if I know the people involved (like at my gym - there's always gym ones, especially m4m trying to figure out who plays on that side of the fence). Ahh, I'm so easily amused.

But yeah, I'd say this is a case of too much test. Leave the young girl alone, Eat!