Breakfast anyone?

[Metal85]

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nasty mother fucker

 

[HackTwat]

Yeah, I hate those little fuckers!!!

 

[Metal85]

Yeah, I hate those little fuckers!!!

they fucking play dead too, for real. I thought it was sleeping, and I shot it with bird shot, it did not make a fucking sound, it got jolted by the shot but that's it. So I went up to the cage and shook it, and it didn't move. Mouth was open, it wasn't moving, it looked dead. I went back inside took a shower, and looked though the window, and the mother fucker was upright like in the pic. So I moved the cage to the side where the ground divets in, shot of 4 real rounds, it wasn't dead and was clasping on to the cage so I opened up one side so it could scurry off and die, and it wouldn't let go of the cage, so I tried to shake it out, turned it upside down and each claw and its tail was wrapped around the cage, so I hosed it than took a rake once it came out and played dead again , and though it in the woods lol.
What a morning!

 

[Lightsout]

Yes they are a pain in the ass to kill.

 

[Jedew]

they fucking play dead too, for real. I thought it was sleeping, and I shot it with bird shot, it did not make a fucking sound, it got jolted by the shot but that's it. So I went up to the cage and shook it, and it didn't move. Mouth was open, it wasn't moving, it looked dead. I went back inside took a shower, and looked though the window, and the mother fucker was upright like in the pic. So I moved the cage to the side where the ground divets in, shot of 4 real rounds, it wasn't dead and was clasping on to the cage so I opened up one side so it could scurry off and die, and it wouldn't let go of the cage, so I tried to shake it out, turned it upside down and each claw and its tail was wrapped around the cage, so I hosed it than took a rake once it came out and played dead again , and though it in the woods lol.
What a morning!

I was laughing for 15 minutes straight my back and stomach started hurting after reading this :drooling:

 

[Metal85]

haha they are def a demon of satan, I was like die already mother fucker

 

[CH3NO2]

I ran one of those over last week in my truck. I felt it pop... Awesome.

 

[Metal85]

I ran one of those over last week in my truck. I felt it pop... Awesome.

My brother n law and I drove over one that was already hit (we didnt run over it w the tires as it was in the middle of the lane)
As we approached it, it lifted its head up, only the jaw was stuck to the pavement, it looked fuckin creepy as hell. The rest of the drive we both felt like it was going to just appear in the back set lol