Dont you hate

[big in vegas]

hahahaha stop tellin everyone about our personal convos!

On a real serious note, when I Workout, my shit shrinks, what the fuck? I guess I need all the blood to whats being worked out. If I am on cyc sometimes if I have to take a shit bad a nut will suck up too, dont know why. We need DR OZ on this mother f*cker

Sounds like a personal problem

 

[Metal85]

Sounds like a personal problem

I know when you are in a gym around a whole bunch of sweaty guys, your dick shrinking is the last thing in the world to happen bigwv, I think my body is using all excess blood to fill the body part I'm working out. lol

 

[CH3NO2]

This thread delivers...LOL

 

[MonkeyWrench]

I'm really learning now! About what though, Dicks in snake drains, toilet edicate, bathing habits of "The Cleanest Man in the World", and Shrinkage? Ha ha,

 

[Metal85]

hahahaa^^^ this is our barber shop, everything goes

 

[Lightsout]

Hahaha... I always take my shirt off and drop the pants. Dont want anything splashing up on my shirt. So basically yeah. And if it gets messy I can just jump in the shower. Yeah I've had to do that...LOL

I agree. If I have to wipe more than 3 times I'm jumping in the shower.

 

[Lightsout]

I don't shit in public just for this reason. I don't know if any of you guys have this problem but I have to put my feet on the toilet seat and squat. Just so my dick don't fall in the water and get shit all over it . Lol

 

[CH3NO2]

This thread reminds me of this scene in Harold and Kumar go to Guantanimo Bay. Why the Hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you whipe? Bwahahahaha

 

[big in vegas]

The craziest part of this thread is that Presser wipes between his legs so you know he's smearing shit over his balls, but Metal can verify that for us

 

[Metal85]

This thread reminds me of this scene in Harold and Kumar go to Guantanimo Bay. Why the Hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you whipe? Bwahahahaha

hahaha jews haha

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The craziest part of this thread is that Presser wipes between his legs so you know he's smearing shit over his balls, but Metal can verify that for us

That is so confusing, he has old man balls bc he is old as hell, like he seen Hendrix live and he was 37 at the time old, but seriously pressers balls are down to his ankle level

 

[mcgaret]

That water cold and deep........

I always thought it was cold and shallow!

 

[big in vegas]

hahaha jews haha

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That is so confusing, he has old man balls bc he is old as hell, like he seen Hendrix live and he was 37 at the time old, but seriously pressers balls are down to his ankle level

Does he tuck them into his sock?

 

[Metal85]

Does he tuck them into his sock?

Not sure but when he scratches his left nut it looks to everyone else that its the inside of his left knee

 

[Point312]

Not sure but when he scratches his left nut it looks to everyone else that its the inside of his left knee

So he can't sit in lawn chairs cause the cat will bat them around poor man!!!!

 

[Metal85]

So he can't sit in lawn chairs cause the cat will bat them around poor man!!!!

thats why he cant reply to this post