feds are onto me!

[bigshug]

man that sucks, get a real small kid, and put them in the sewer to grab it

I used to be that kid......

 

[peterhead]

I don't quite get the zig-zagging. Were you running across the street back and forth, or just the side walk? Wouldn't that attract more attention than just walking or jogging?

LMFAO!!!!

 

[huntergatherer]

get a fishin pole with a big treble hook...

 

[woody01]

great!now your city is going to have the biggest rats in the world.

 

[rado]

picked up my product from the post office yesterday. was scared as shit. well when i left the po a van is parked outside and starts the engine. it follows me two blocks. the van turns off a few blocks later. i panic and decide to jog the next seven blocks. i lost them. so i thought. i zigzag the next four blocks running. i'm so scared i feel like i've run a marathon. five minutes later the van speeds up and corners me. i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. they were cleaned out after the last snowstorm so the melting snow would be able to prevent neighborhood flooding and i don't see shit. now what the fuck am i supposed to do? this is a true story. please help me out cause i can't afford more gear for awhile. HELP!

that sucks kid, sorry to hear that.

 

[Choke03]

Your fuggin nuts

 

[BLEED GREEN]

Sorry about the GEAR, but great story-do what ever is necessary to get that grate up and jump on in there and hope the gear didn't float away!

 

[skwood]

LMAO! At least you'll get your balls back so you won't be scarring her off with those raisins you likely had.

 

[dedprez*]

open the manhole and climb in there and get it out...just do it at nite and have a buddy watch

 

[pumpseeker]

Holy shit. That's funny. I've had to crawl down sewer drains before to get my dog's ball (more than once ) Just remember to wear some old clothes. Good luck and keep us posted..

 

[deltachistud]

that sucks bro

 

[Saks]

I'm not really scared of the alligators or rats. Can you immagine how smelly a huge roidded out turd would smell?

 

[jaywooly]

I was sure this was some kind of joke. I can beleive it though. If nothing else, you made me have a good laugh! Sorry about the gear, that sucks ass big time. I wish I saw this thing, can you imagine? lol

 

[basskiller]

start swimming..LOl
I mean what is it do you want to hear..
I'm sorry it happened, but it's gone.. move on.