picked up my product from the post office yesterday. was scared as shit. well when i left the po a van is parked outside and starts the engine. it follows me two blocks. the van turns off a few blocks later. i panic and decide to jog the next seven blocks. i lost them. so i thought. i zigzag the next four blocks running. i'm so scared i feel like i've run a marathon. five minutes later the van speeds up and corners me. i throw my package in the sewer. well out jumps this ugly bitch aparentle who lets me know she has a crush on me. WTF! i run over to the sewer. they were cleaned out after the last snowstorm so the melting snow would be able to prevent neighborhood flooding and i don't see shit. now what the fuck am i supposed to do? this is a true story. please help me out cause i can't afford more gear for awhile. HELP!