funny work stories

[cloudstrife1218]

Lol I can understand that one.

 

[The Survivor]

I wanted to, but my boss got there first, and I did not want to follow him

I can see that too, wouldnt want to stick my dick in someones elses DNA!!

 

[cloudstrife1218]

so i'm sitting here in triage......and I shit you not....this chick comes in wearing stiletto heels.....a fucking black wife beater and sweat pants......like wtf man