Hollywood tans 8 minutes and im a fucking Lobster!

[Presser]

Well I asked for a full 8 minutes and laughed when they told me an 8 minute stand up for first time back tanning was long, but guess what.......im firecracker red,lol and my skin hurts to touch!

I should have listened to db006,lol

 

[MMX2]

8 minutes only?
Geez 8 minutes won't even get me red.
Yes I know- I am more brown that all you guys combined

 

[Presser]

lol, bro these things are crazy, my wife is spanish like you and her ass is crispy to,lol, i think they run off of nuclear powered bulbs

 

[irishpride]

like i said in another thread i started tanning again awhile back when i was getting ready for an event and did one session with a regular bed then decided to do a full 12 in a standup (it was a new girl working and she thought i knew what i was doing) well i could only stand in there for about 9 minutes or so before i felt like i was on fire and sweating to death, afterwards me and the woman went to a movie and everyone was staring at me, i was like a fucking lobster, soon i couldnt sit or move and i also broke out in a temp. i was miserable for days....but afterwards it was the greatest tan i ever had LOL

 

[Stickler*]

HAHAHHAHAHAH,... i told you that you would burn you ass! ... but after you brown after the red.. go again in about a week or so. .and it'll be brown, not red from there on out...

they kick ass.. and MAKE SURE that the fans work in the floor.. if not, you'll stink to high heaven and it gets hot as fuck! ...

 

[Presser]

Tonight is my 2nd round, im doing the full 8 minutes again, should be better i hope,lol

 

[irishpride]

remember to use crisco as your lotion

 

[BiggerStronger]

lol...don't do it bro. You should listen to their advice or you are going to end up with crispy fried skin. haha. Hey maybe IP is right...lol

 

[SteaknAle]

LOL! I can remember in college i feel asleep face down on a nude beach and my ass B-U-R-N-E-D! That night at my girlfriends Dorm room, I couldnt wear anything...she got all her sorority sisters to take shifts swabbing my ass down with vinegar to take the sting out.....

 

[Cracker69]

I did this same shit last year. They had this bed that was only 12 minutes, but it was $30 for one fucking tan! I'm use to going in the cheap ass beds at my gym for 20 minutes. So I was always wondering about it, til one day I decided to go ahead and give it a shot. Big mistake. I was so damn red, it's just embarassing when you do that too. Now I've learned to just take it slow, and if I'm ever in doubt, go less time not more, that way you can go again in the next day or two.LOL

 

[Presser]

$30 for one tan thats insane bro

 

[Cracker69]

I know, but supposedly it was one of the beds where you only have to use it once or twice a month, and it keeps you tan longer. I'll just stick with my cheap beds this summer though, and the real sun on the weekends.

 

[Stickler*]

how's the tanning going there lobster boy? .. lol you and the woman back to normal tan status? .. peeling or any bullshit like that?

 

[Presser]

nah no peeling or the like, we actualy just went for the second time last night, and did the full 8 minutes, getting dark already we love it

 

[Stickler*]

its a little pricey ... but i can't stand laydown's for 20 min.. 8 min's and out.. and dark tans in 3 sessions or less.... my preference anyway.

 

[Presser]

im to wide for the klaydowns beds, the sides of my arms dont tan cause they are hangin out of the fucking bed, hell the stand up isnt realy wide enough for me, but much better then the laydown by far,

tonight we do session number 3 and i must say im tan as hell after two tans now!

 

[irishpride]

ohhh ahhhh you so big , you so big it scare a whittle guy like me, who tan in normal beds...

 

[h8tr3d]

lol