I am totally out of protein powder and just needed a little till I could order some. I was looking for concentrated hemo rage and they didn't have it out. I waited for 5 minutes and the girl is selling some guy a load of crap about how superior their products are and have usp stuff like jack3d are designed to mix specially with gnc's protein blend. So finally this dyke looking girl with an ass that made jlo look like a fourth grader says, "can I help you." I said, "oh yeah Ive been looking like five minutes for a colon cleanser but I know you were busy over there." She said, "yeah I was." She says ,"well what are your goals with it or what are you hoping to happen." I say, "well my friends say Im full of crap and a colon cleanse seemed logically like the right idea but honestly I just want some hemo rage." She laughed but I was not totally joking.








