How to get people off equipment you want without saying a word

[mkdk]

Back in the 80's when I use to clubbing when it was real crowded I would find a seat I liked and go lay a deadly stink bomb fart when I was drinking raw egg protein shakes mixed with protein powder. The gas I passed was so toxic I would simply step back and watch. After a few minutes the people would literally run from the seats, Then I would go sit down. I would do the same at the gym to a piece of equipment I wanted. Just pass the gas then step back and wait. Then I would go use the equipment. I literally cleared out and entire grocery isle once. Gotta be careful a nasty gym owner will throw you out.

 

[Buffalo]

I've cleared my house. I eat so much that I constantly have a smell that I assume is from all the chicken and fish I eat.

I like to go crop dusting at the gym if someone is jerking around and area just to see them move.

 

[buckns]

I'd think you guys could have my bench .. no really ... I insist

 

[Presser]

That's just nasty

 

[Rotlaw]

Now that's a fantastic way of moving people!

 

[Kirk B]

lol def a good way to get em out lol

 

[The Survivor]

Speaking of which the other day I used a stall right after a member came out from the throne. What he left in his legacy is indescribable......I swear the wallpaper was peeling

Getting people off a machine? A good pop in the head with a ez curl bar works too