I hate these situations....

[Metal85]

Why do my friends (not all but a couple) have to have the bitchiest asshole dumb fuck girlfriends or wives?
1 of my buddies just went all bipolar online with a conversation me and my sister were having joking around, and this dumb bipolar bitch jumps in and is wayyyyy too dumb to know what sarcasim is, so thats destroying me and a friends relationship, bc I have to say somethin when people act stupid

(example of her being dumb----her on being pregnant "ewe thats so nasty having something growing inside you haha" ) This girl is 21 and my buddy is 27, and admits shes not the sharpest knife.

My other buddies wife is a bitch to the point where I wont go to his house and we are like cousins, she has said these things--
(at a pub after they were married infront of all his friends)- "we have been trying to have kids for a while now but obviously somebodys junk doesnt work, bc I already have a kid"
"going fast is fun" when my wife was on my motorcycle with me and she was on the back of his and I said I didnt want to race that was her reply.



what the hell do you do in these situations?????????????

 

[Metal85]

The 21 year old is also a waitress that said "people need to leave over 20% tips when they go out or stay the fuck home" I replied "20% is a good tip (usually about what I leave) she says I been a waitress for years I know what is good!
in the meantime her bf my friend has left 10-15 % tips every time we ever went out, and I felt like saying that plus this but I held back bc he would never talk to me again but I wanted to say
"you work at hooters and you have an A cup, what do you expect? you get an A cup tip for your A cup tits" man that would have been great lol

 

[Ox 51]

I know how you feel, Metal. We are surrounded by stupid, inconsiderate people.

 

[Metal85]

I hate how a dumbass girl will ruin the friendship between me and a friend of like 12-14 years with both these guys

 

[Presser]

The 21 year old is also a waitress that said "people need to leave over 20% tips when they go out or stay the fuck home" I replied "20% is a good tip (usually about what I leave) she says I been a waitress for years I know what is good!
in the meantime her bf my friend has left 10-15 % tips every time we ever went out, and I felt like saying that plus this but I held back bc he would never talk to me again but I wanted to say
"you work at hooters and you have an A cup, what do you expect? you get an A cup tip for your A cup tits" man that would have been great lol

Bro that would have been fucking Outstanding had you of said that! Break her ass down once and for all and be done with it!

 

[Metal85]

haha yeah I would totally have said that but than her boyfriend, my friend of like 12 years would never speak to me as long as they are together, so not really worth it bc of that. Being funny can be a curse bc I had to really try my hardest to hold that comment back bro

 

[Lightsout]

I have a very good buddy that got married to this bitch about a year ago.. And I mean she is a fucking bitch... She don't let him do nothing at fucking all.. He can't drive his self to work and he can't go to the gym anymore.. And when he is with her can't even bring his friends names up or she is all over him... And the best part the bitch don't even have a fucking job.. If that bitch was on fire I wouldn't piss on her to put it out.. I would stand there and add gas to it so she would be done faster !!! No pussy is that good.. especially jobless pussy !!! lol

 

[big in vegas]

You should've just agreed with her. Then preceded to tell her that you're only agreeing so that she can go and get tits and then there'd at least be something nice about her

 

[Metal85]

hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[big in vegas]

I think that would've put her in her place and I guarantee she wouldn't have had anything to say

 

[Metal85]

She wouldnt but than my friend would freeze me out until the inevitable break up of those two

 

[big in vegas]

He'll learn, it's just a shame he's letting it happen like this

 

[Metal85]

thats what lust will do

 

[big in vegas]

Yea, I've been down that road, but I never excluded friends because of it