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[Crazymank]

i also dont get the whole nail my wife thing. Is that messed up or what?? why would that be a turn on?

 

[NAIR]

I love pizza

 

[Crazymank]

yeah... thats the part i dont like. He insists he isnt gay. That he just likes to watch.... But is he watching me or his wife???

I dont know, its really not worth it. I have enough problems- shit, i just got over a stalker situation a few months ago.

 

[Crazymank]

This is a little off in left field- but i just want to say i have no problem with gay dudes. I have a couple friends that are gay.

I feel bad about the gay comment above ^^^ but its kinda different in the above situation.

I guess i dont mind getting hit on by gay dudes, as long as my clothes are on i guess....lol.

 

[mcgaret]

This is a little off in left field- but i just want to say i have no problem with gay dudes. I have a couple friends that are gay.

I feel bad about the gay comment above ^^^ but its kinda different in the above situation.

I guess i dont mind getting hit on by gay dudes, as long as my clothes are on i guess....lol.

Nice try Norm. lol If you do hit it I would recomend you cover your ass
with duct tape (I'll send you some if you need, I get it for free) in case
he tries to mount you while your mounting her. Wow, thats a sick visual -lol

 

[dreww]

lol.i was totally thinking the same thing mcgaret.

 

[Crazymank]

i went out last night... thank god i didnt run into that same couple again.

 

[Get_Swole]

Norm usually has a buttplug in anyways so he wouldnt have to worry about covering anything up.

 

[jshoty]

norm usually has a buttplug in anyways so he wouldnt have to worry about covering anything up.

buttplug!!!!

 

[jtunderdog]

Heres a couple. My neighbor was paying people to sleep with his wife while he taped it. Another dude in our neighborhood got caught peeping on an 80 year old woman and told the cop he was practicing night maneuvers for the National Guard. I personally had a 38 year old woman I use to "meet up with" when the other options closed and the craziest thing I ever did was pee in her while a friend was watching. The only other odd thing that happened is I was with her one night and after about 2 solid hours she climaxed and passed out. I thought I killed her. LOL

 

[jtunderdog]

Let me make an addition. It did not take 2 hours for this to happen it was like the 10th time in two hours. That sounds a little better. I have been married for 13 years and have been faithful 100% to my wife but those were during my drug/alcholic/stupid days. LOL.

 

[mcgaret]

manuevers for the national guard - thats funny