new game

[Choke03]

The last # I ever dial I want to atleast.......

 

[scorpio]

have something in my stomach. Nervously I picked up the phone. Hands shaking I begin to dial, after two rings...............

 

[WeirdAl]

I loose my nerve and hang up. Ok, I have my nerve back, and pick up the phone to dial... but there's no dial tone! "Hello?" I say...

 

[scorpio]

"who is this?" the phone asks, I get a twinge in the pit of my stomach, I know that voice! It's.......................

 

[WeirdAl]

too late... "You know who this is - you called me!" "George!" The voice says, excitedly...

 

[scorpio]

I knew I was screwed. It was my date from last night, John Smith, the beautiful, transvestite, one legged tap dance champion. "What happened last night?" I ask wearily.......

 

[Choke03]

The voice said happly "Come on George, didn't you watch the Video we made ???" at that moment I ..........

 

[WeirdAl]

suddenly remembered everything! The drinking, the...

 

[Choke03]

Fake leg, the "Oh My God", I screamed "Where is that video tape ?!?!?!.......................

 

[scorpio]

"Don't you remeber hon?" Asked John, we put it on the web. Feeling ill I...................................

 

[Choke03]

Look for my gun, as I reach for it under my bed I remember............

 

[scorpio]

That's it's not registered, however with what I have in mind it's the least of my problems. Leaving the dorm.............................

 

[Choke03]

I stub my toe hard on the damn chair in the lobby, "Damn I forgot my Shoes" I think to myself, so I start to limp...................

 

[scorpio]

Back to the dorm room to put some shoes on, finally prepared I open my door to find.........................

 

[rico*]

that damn one leeged freak is in there...

 

[Badgermoon]

But he's not alone. I look past him into the room and see my girlfriend...

 

[Choke03]

and to my surprise she is ..............................

 

[Badgermoon]

standing with her hands on her hips. "Did you have sex with my brother?".

 

[Choke03]

I say to myself outload ......................

 

[BLEED GREEN]

Whatever would make you say that?