new game

[footballcat]

he bottom is sore

 

[Choke03]

As she approached me quickly with a strange look in her eye I ..................................

 

[scorpio]

knew I had to think fast. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I noticed

 

[Choke03]

The video playing on my TV, so quickly I ...................

 

[scorpio]

made eye contact with both of them and plotted how to get out of the door. As fast as I could I..................

 

[footballcat]

i grabed my gun.......

 

[BiggerStronger]

and a box of jumbo condoms

 

[Choke03]

, the video out of the VCR and a Red Bull from the minifridge and ............

 

[scorpio]

darted through the door and out into the street. My mind raced as to where I should go, I decided........................

 

[footballcat]

to stop by the bar.....

 

[rico*]

but the video was on there also....

 

[scorpio]

All the patrons where watching it. They all looked from the TV to me, I then.......................

 

[juggalo]

pulled out my gun and my pants fell down, the patrons.......

 

[Choke03]

all yelled "hey there is George" and pointed at me, I decided right there I had to.................................

 

[scorpio]

get out of there, too many people. I thought about getting a taxi, when a car approached. With a slight honk the driver...................

 

[Badgermoon]

drove up on the sidewalk right at me.

 

[scorpio]

Jumping out of the way just in time I noticed..................

 

[Badgermoon]

...it was my grandmother behind the wheel.

 

[rico*]

So i said screw it . I went back in the bar and sat down and downed several shots of....

 

[Badgermoon]

pussy juice, just to reassure myself I wasn't gay and this was all a horrible mistake.
I heard a woman's voice say...