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42. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
LMFAO!!!!!!
fallen asleep yet.
LMFAO!!!!!!
Blind Man in Blonde Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five
things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five
things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
Proper Language
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come-a-together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly."In this town we don't talk about our sexual experiences in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda howa to spella 'Mississippi'."
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come-a-together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly."In this town we don't talk about our sexual experiences in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda howa to spella 'Mississippi'."
Big Guns
New member
> A young husband comes home one night, and his wife
> throws her arms around his neck saying, "Darling, I
> have a great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're
> going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today,
> but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
>
> The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the
> doorbell, because the young couples haven't paid their
> last bill, "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue,
> you know!"
>
> "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman."
>
> "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the
> electric company.
>
> "What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
>
> "Absolutely."
>
> "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
>
> That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
> he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
> offices the next morning.
>
> "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife
> is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?"
>
> "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing
> serious. All you have to do is pay us."
>
> "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
>
> "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
> cut you off."
>
> "And what would my wife do then?"
>
> "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
> throws her arms around his neck saying, "Darling, I
> have a great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're
> going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today,
> but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
>
> The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the
> doorbell, because the young couples haven't paid their
> last bill, "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue,
> you know!"
>
> "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman."
>
> "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the
> electric company.
>
> "What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
>
> "Absolutely."
>
> "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
>
> That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
> he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
> offices the next morning.
>
> "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife
> is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?"
>
> "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing
> serious. All you have to do is pay us."
>
> "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
>
> "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
> cut you off."
>
> "And what would my wife do then?"
>
> "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
Big Guns
New member
A man was so proud to have two beautiful daughters that he longed for his wife to give him a son. His wife got pregnant and when the baby came out it was a boy. The man looked at the baby and said, "hey, this is not mine, it's the ugliest baby I 've ever seen!" His wife said, "It's really your son. The first 2 aren't!"
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LMAO!!! That last one is cute!
46and2aheadofme
New member
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud-hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and backs the car up, saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud-hole. The chicken yelled to te horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can straddle the mud-hole!" So he stretched over the width of it and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud-hole. The chicken yelled to te horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can straddle the mud-hole!" So he stretched over the width of it and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
babysiren
New member
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!" "Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!"
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!" "Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!"
A pirate walked into a bar....
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had
both hands."
"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword
fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I
feel great, really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you
were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I
looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just
from some bird doo!"
"It was my first day with the hook."
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had
both hands."
"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword
fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I
feel great, really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you
were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I
looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just
from some bird doo!"
"It was my first day with the hook."
babysiren
New member
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He was gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He was gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
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Hahahaahaha - Iron this! I love that one!
Big Guns
New member
> > Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
> > manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
> > warning
> > labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
> > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> > hell happened to your bra and panties.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> > whispering when you are not.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
> > giraffe in heat.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
> > over and over again that you love them.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> > sing.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
> > morning.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> > logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
> > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> > are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> > laughing WITH you.
> > manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
> > warning
> > labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
> > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> > hell happened to your bra and panties.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> > whispering when you are not.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
> > giraffe in heat.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
> > over and over again that you love them.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> > sing.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
> > morning.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> > logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
> > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> > are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> > laughing WITH you.
Big Guns
New member
> > Subject: One Liners
> >
> >
> > What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> >
> > Nudity.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> >
> > 45 lbs.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> >
> > 45 minutes.
> > ***************
> > How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> > ***************
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> > good looking?
> >
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
> > ***************
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> > driving.
> > ***************
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> >
> > A golden retriever.
> > ***************
> > Why does the bride always wear white?
> >
> > Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
> > refrigerator.
> > ***************
> > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
> > biggest boobs?
> >
> > The blonde, because she's 18.
> > ***************
> > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
> >
> > Ask your Mom.
> > ***************
> > What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
> >
> > Say, "Nice Dick."
> > ***************
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >
> > Because they have cotton balls.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
> >
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> > ***************
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> > ***************
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> >
> > Mace will do that to you.
> > ***************
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> >
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> > ***************
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> > other?
> >
> > A speech impediment.
> > ***************
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
> >
> > A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage,
> > along with a recipe.
> > ***************
> > What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> >
> > Row row row your boat.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
> > fairytale?
> >
> > A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale
> > begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
> >
> >
> > What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> >
> > Nudity.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> >
> > 45 lbs.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> >
> > 45 minutes.
> > ***************
> > How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> > ***************
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> > good looking?
> >
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
> > ***************
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> > driving.
> > ***************
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> >
> > A golden retriever.
> > ***************
> > Why does the bride always wear white?
> >
> > Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
> > refrigerator.
> > ***************
> > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
> > biggest boobs?
> >
> > The blonde, because she's 18.
> > ***************
> > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
> >
> > Ask your Mom.
> > ***************
> > What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
> >
> > Say, "Nice Dick."
> > ***************
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >
> > Because they have cotton balls.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
> >
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> > ***************
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> > ***************
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> >
> > Mace will do that to you.
> > ***************
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> >
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> > ***************
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> > other?
> >
> > A speech impediment.
> > ***************
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
> >
> > A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage,
> > along with a recipe.
> > ***************
> > What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> >
> > Row row row your boat.
> > ***************
> > What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
> > fairytale?
> >
> > A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale
> > begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
Big Guns
New member
> XXX Rated> Sex Test for Rednecks
> >
> > 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
> >
> > 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
> >
> > 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
> >
> > 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or
> > False
> >
> > 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
> >
> > 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
> >
> > 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
> >
> > 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
> >
> > 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
> >
> > 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
> >
> > 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
> >
> > 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
> >
> > 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
> >
> > 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
> >
> > 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
> >
> > 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
> >
> > 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
> >
> > 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
> >
> > 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False
> >
> > 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
> >
> > 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
> >
> > 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
> >
> > 23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
> >
> > 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
> >
> > 25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False
> >
> > 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
> >
> > 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
> >
> > 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
> >
> > 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or
> > False
> >
> > 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
> >
> > 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
> >
> > 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
> >
> > 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
> >
> > 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
> >
> > 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
> >
> > 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
> >
> > 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
> >
> > 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
> >
> > 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
> >
> > 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
> >
> > 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
> >
> > 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
> >
> > 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
> >
> > 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False
> >
> > 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
> >
> > 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
> >
> > 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
> >
> > 23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
> >
> > 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
> >
> > 25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False
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kossdeh
New member
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful
blonde woman walked in and took a seat. She ordered up a Coors and sat there
drinking it for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool.
The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around.
Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of
the situation.
The next night, the bartender was again working the late shift, but some of
his friends stopped by, so he told them about the previous night and his
good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again.
The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The lady
sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out.
The bartender closes up shop, and him and all of his friends take turns.
The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show
up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The
woman walks in again, orders a Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So,
the bartender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.
The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar.
The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.
The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"
She looks at him and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore."
blonde woman walked in and took a seat. She ordered up a Coors and sat there
drinking it for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold on the stool.
The bartender had a sudden thought, and so he cautiously looked around.
Seeing that no one was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of
the situation.
The next night, the bartender was again working the late shift, but some of
his friends stopped by, so he told them about the previous night and his
good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks in again.
The bartender motions to his friends that she is the same lady. The lady
sits down at the bar and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out.
The bartender closes up shop, and him and all of his friends take turns.
The next night, the bartender is working the late shift. His friends show
up, with all of their friends, and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The
woman walks in again, orders a Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So,
the bartender closes up shop, and everyone has a turn.
The next night, even more people are waiting at the bar.
The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.
The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"
She looks at him and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore."
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