things that can eat a dick....rant thread

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yeah too bad for the last 100 years over throwing our own govt would completely impossible, and thats why its retarded when u see those guys that carry 200 guns with enough ammunition to fill a guest bedroom, bc they think if the govt comes they will be ready... give me a break if this govt went to war with the civilians here it would be over in about 3 day and a total govt victory

military vs. militias....there is never a sure outcome. Look at afghanistan.
 
military vs. militias....there is never a sure outcome. Look at afghanistan.
except for our militias would be 90% composed of fat lazy asses that would need fast food and soda within the first 24 hours so it would never work
 
Guys that haven't been to the gym in forever, weigh a good 350, and come to the gym in a tank top or cut off shirt, come on guy, no one wants to see that.

On the other hand, guys that weigh a bill, if that, and do the same thing, fuckin twigs for arms, wear a sweatshirt n make it look like u got some meat on ya, damn.

People that do abs constantly thinking it's gonna help them loose those love handles, then complain because they are still pudgy.

Charlie Sheen.

People that go 50 in the fast lane!!

Guys that try to carry on conversations with you at the gym, not here to talk to you bro, bother someone else.
 
Telemarketers! they are calling cell phones now.... You would think paying these piece of shit cell companies as much as we do for shit service they could atleast protect you from getting bs calls like that
 
except for our militias would be 90% composed of fat lazy asses that would need fast food and soda within the first 24 hours so it would never work

You've never watched Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia or Deliverence have you? I think the hillbilly's around here can hold their own lol
 
You've never watched Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia or Deliverence have you? I think the hillbilly's around here can hold their own lol
haha let me know what 900000 hillbilly bullets can do to 1 laser guided missle lol
 
Im on a whole bunch of shit, so this should come easy.....


1 people who think they look good, and they really look like shit-BUY A FUCKING MIRROR, THEN LOOK IN IT!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!
2 stupid looking teens with mop-top haircuts/surfer mullets- when I see these types of people, I immediately want to break their nose, instantly, for no reason other than I dont like their shitty hair!!
3 girls who wont f*ck me- FUCK THEM!!
4 traffic- people who cant drive properly need to be banned from driving
5 gas prices (as mentioned)- FUCK GAS!!
6 dumb-ass gym trainers- nowadays, everybody is one
7 being broke- I need some fucking money!!
8 facebook- I fucking hate that shit!! No one give's a fuck what your status is!! SUCK IT!!
9 liars- Insecure bunch of pussy's!! STOP LYING!! You are not impressing anyone!!
10 pre-pubescent shit-talkers on x-box live- Let your balls drop before you talk shit bitch!!
 
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Im on a whole bunch of shit, so this should come easy.....


1 people who think they look good, and they really look like shit-BUY A FUCKING MIRROR, THEN LOOK IN IT!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!
2 stupid looking teens with mop-top haircuts/surfer mullets- when I see these types of people, I immediately want to break their nose, instantly, for no reason other than I dont like their shitty hair!!
3 girls who wont f*ck me- FUCK THEM!!
4 traffic- people who cant drive properly need to be banned from driving
5 gas prices (as mentioned)- FUCK GAS!!
6 dumb-ass gym trainers- nowadays, everybody is one
7 being broke- I need some fucking money!!
8 facebook- I fucking hate that shit!! No one give's a fuck what your status is!! SUCK IT!!
9 liars- Insecure bunch of pussy's!! STOP LYING!! You are not impressing anyone!!
10 pre-pubescent shit-talkers on x-box live- Let your balls drop before you talk shit bitch!!

lmao, this is gold shit right here, especially the lil kids talking shit on xbox, thats why i quit call of duty, little bastards
 
Im on a whole bunch of shit, so this should come easy.....


1 people who think they look good, and they really look like shit-BUY A FUCKING MIRROR, THEN LOOK IN IT!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!
2 stupid looking teens with mop-top haircuts/surfer mullets- when I see these types of people, I immediately want to break their nose, instantly, for no reason other than I dont like their shitty hair!!
3 girls who wont f*ck me- FUCK THEM!!
4 traffic- people who cant drive properly need to be banned from driving
5 gas prices (as mentioned)- FUCK GAS!!
6 dumb-ass gym trainers- nowadays, everybody is one
7 being broke- I need some fucking money!!
8 facebook- I fucking hate that shit!! No one give's a fuck what your status is!! SUCK IT!!
9 liars- Insecure bunch of pussy's!! STOP LYING!! You are not impressing anyone!!
10 pre-pubescent shit-talkers on x-box live- Let your balls drop before you talk shit bitch!!


:gold:Damn Guy we need a talk show together it will be the negative and overly sarcastic go fuck yourself hour, on the weekdays
 
These fucking asshole mother fuckers that live by me that think having a garage sale is a way to make a fucking living!!!!!!!!! every fcking week 4 days a week for the past 5 weeks. Last week I took one of there signs, today I complained to the city, next step is to shove the fucking signs up there fucking asses. Like I want every white trash piece of shit that goes to garage sales driving by my house every Damn day, deciding if they want to rob my house or not, and seeing what the fuck is in my mother fucking garage. If your a human being I fucking hate you.
 
How else are they gonna sell all the shit they stole during the week?
 
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