MAN, this sounds familiar........
My ex used to come to my house drunk as shit at like 2 in the morning hammering on my window and talking SHIT....she took my dog's AKC registration and wrote really nice stuff on it as well as taking the ribbons he won at 2 puppy matches and writing fun things on them as well. I ended up having to put her in my car when she came to my house just so Mom's wouldn't call the cops and the [bad word] PUNCHED me while I was driving when she asked if the girl I was with was better in bed..............aaaaaahhhh, the memories
once you go 'shug, you never go back, baby!