The Dude
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
I train with my girlfriend of 2 years who I work with and spend 99% of the time with. We're in the bathroom getting ready for bed and my girlfriend just starts staring at me. So I stop what I'm doing and ask why she's looking at me like that. She says I don't know if I just haven't noticed until now, but your muscles are huge. Everyone at work talks about you and how big you are and I wonder what they would think if they saw you without a shirt. I just laughed as I tried to squeeze my massively inflated head out of the door.







