Found a new dating site !!

[onyett]

Yes... I have three girls right now that at any one time I log on they can see it some how and I always have one of them IM me . I logged on at 1:30am and 5 seconds later my IM screen popped up, this morning at 5:30am same thing... Crazy. Two girls gave me their phone numbers without me asking which is unheard of on these sites unless your like some super stud , which Im not. But those girls I just described already show me they are the type you will wake up some night and they will be holding an ax over your head! I havent called them because I truley think if they get my number they will call all day long and ruin any other date I have. The remander of the girls on there I am talking to seem real nice and very attractive so I am taking it slow with them. But dont get me wrong I do have tyhe crazy girls numbers in my phone for one of those drunk nights!! Better than the fat girl I used to call!

This is too funny!!!! Hope you don't get those numbers mixed up with the head axers or the fat one!!!

 

[Presser]

100$ says half the people on those dating sites have aids,herpes,warts, ghaneria

 

[irishpride]

i am not willing to take that bet because i probably gave it to them LOL

 

[irishpride]

i call that the gift that keeps on giving..its called IP disease but the real medical term for it is herpagonnsyphilaids

 

[Local124bro]

100$ says half the people on those dating sites have aids,herpes,warts, ghaneria

Your so negative! HIV Negative that is.....

 

[Local124bro]

herpagonnsyphilaids

I did a search for that and nothing came up....

 

[Presser]

lol, i hope so, i went and got tested many many years ago after fucking some skank from a bar i worked at, and after they tested me they gave me some card with id number to come back and check results, i was way to afraid to go find out so i never went back, i figured if i started getting skinny and scabbing up i would know i had the didease,lol

 

[irishpride]

LMFAO!!! your wife must be so proud, hmmm but maybe thats how you stay lean like your avatar pic LOL

 

[Local124bro]

lol, i hope so, i went and got tested many many years ago after fucking some skank from a bar i worked at, and after they tested me they gave me some card with id number to come back and check results, i was way to afraid to go find out so i never went back, i figured if i started getting skinny and scabbing up i would know i had the didease,lol

I went three times last year for those same tests.... Everytime I was scared shitless!!!! Then I find out Im good to go and right back out I went, I need to slow down!

 

[irishpride]

my idea of save sex is giving the girl a wrong name and number, and my theory on birth control is from all the test i have used i am probably sterile and i also use the trusty pull and pray method, i pull out shoot it on her like a sprinkler and then pray she isnt pregnant..

 

[Local124bro]

my idea of save sex is giving the girl a wrong name and number, and my theory on birth control is from all the test i have used i am probably sterile and i also use the trusty pull and pray method, i pull out shoot it on her like a sprinkler and then pray she isnt pregnant..

Has anyone ever noticed EVERYTIME you have sex with some new girl they always call you and say I think Im pregnant??? I had one girl call me the next day and say that, seriously!!! WTF!!! Any womens input on this would be greatly appreciated...

 

[irishpride]

Has anyone ever noticed EVERYTIME you have sex with some new girl they always call you and say I think Im pregnant??? I had one girl call me the next day and say that, seriously!!! WTF!!! Any womens input on this would be greatly appreciated...

no because i already stated i give them a fake name and pressers phone number andd addy

 

[jrtlover]

Has anyone ever noticed EVERYTIME you have sex with some new girl they always call you and say I think Im pregnant??? I had one girl call me the next day and say that, seriously!!! WTF!!! Any womens input on this would be greatly appreciated...

I've never done that in my life and know of no other woman who has. You must be sleeping with inbred skanks cuz no woman of class acts like that!

 

[teedubgee]

I've never done that in my life and know of no other woman who has. You must be sleeping with inbred skanks cuz no woman of class acts like that!

Why would they be inbred skanks if they simply called the next day thinking they were pregnant? How is that not having any class? Anyway Local, yeah the last chick I was dating (up until last night), got all serious on me and brought that shit up at dinner. Thankfully, she was just paranoid. God forbid any chick actually finds it to be good news that she might be pregnant by me

 

[jrtlover]

Because a responsible woman would use protection and not have that be an issue. And there's no way of knowing if you're pregnant a day after having unprotected sex. That's just a mind fuck by desperate girls looking for a way to snag a guy.

 

[irishpride]

what is this protection you speak of? is it similar to mine? you know fake name and number, sometimes i even wear an eye patch to really throw them off

 

[jrtlover]

you crack me up IP. LMAO eye patch.

 

[Local124bro]

Because a responsible woman would use protection and not have that be an issue. And there's no way of knowing if you're pregnant a day after having unprotected sex. That's just a mind fuck by desperate girls looking for a way to snag a guy.

Women are crazy they try to get pregnant on purpose!! I have a son now, which I wouldnt trade for anything, because his mom wanted a baby with me but didnt tell me! My last girl I was with steady told me she was pregnant and I said your on the pill so how, she said I stopped taking it along time ago... I said WHAT! Then she said my sister is having a baby and I thought it would be "fun" if we had one at the same time!! I said shouldnt you have asked me first and she said I didnt really think about it... So we bought like 4 or 5 different tests and all came up positive, a couple months later she had a miscarrage, But thats a true story! Crazy, and they think they can run for president!

 

[Local124bro]

I have to share this one...

I was with this chick one time, We were almost done , I had gotten her off a couple times so I was ready. So I asked her are you on birth control and she said no, so i said where do you want it and she said in me... Im like your ass??? She said no in me , Im like NO..... Im gettin ready to blow and I start pullin out thinkin about the belly button or tittys and right when Im at that point she grabs me and pulls me back in and wraps her legs around me!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Shes the one that called the next day and said she was pregnant. Crazy bitch.

 

[Presser]

So U Have A Bastard Child Now? Lol