When I was in college there was this BIG half-black, half-white dude with both front teeth chipped, and a curly blonde afro.
The image is important...
One day after workin out we both happend to be in the showers, when he looked over and said, "Man, your chest is really startin to come out."
"Uh, thanks," I muttered and turned away.
"You sure have a hairy ass, though," he mentioned staring at my admittedly hairy posterior.
That was it for me. My shower was done. I hustled over to the lockers.
Right in front of all the dudes in the work out class, he came up and said, "You have weights at home? You can come over to my place and use my bench. Give me your phone number."
Damn, this dude is persistent. But way too huge to kick his ass.
"I'm in between phones now. Gotta run."
Luckily, that was the end of it... I don't mind guys hittin on me... but this guy could have kicked my ass, as well. That bothered me.
anyway... thought you might enjoy the story.
-j69